I know that this is totally irrelevant, but I was sifting through a name meanings site, and I came across a name that I found kind of funny. Or, I should say, I like the meaning. Check it out; search "win" while searching only meanings for females. Third one down. http://www.name-meanings.com/search.php
"Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what I am hearing: happiness isn't worth any inconvenience."
How can I be king of the world? Because I am king of rubbish. And rubbish is what the world is made of. — Kate DiCamillo, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane