I apparently write like Vladimir Nabokov (three times), Dan Brown (once) and Leo Tolstoy (twice). Funny enough, I've never really read Nabokov before, so...
I am the workingman, the inventor, the maker of the world's food and clothes. I am the audience that witnesses history. - Carl Sandburg, I am the People, the Mob
I put in 'I like potatoes and cheese. YUM' and apparently I write like James Joyce. Either James Joyce writes like a 5 year old or somethings wrong with this thing.
*ten minutes later*
I apparently write like Agatha Christie. I got her 10 times. xD
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
Margaret Atwood. I see she's won many awards, so I'm taking this as a good thing.
"I’m usually that guy who violently kicks off his shoes at the front door because there’s something about fake wooden kitchen linoleum that appears inviting to the feverish socked footsies." - Adam Young/Owl City
O.o Okay, now I'm scared. I typed in the first paragraph of my fan-fiction and I got Stephenie Meyer. Though I'm not sure if it's just because I used 'rule of three' in my first sentence...and I procrastinate a lot so it was more like five sentences.
EDIT: Yes. I tried it without that sentence and I got Stephen King. Besides, I suppose the whole thing is supposedly narrated by a ditzy, unstable girl who appears to like dangerous guys. I just hope the rest will be somewhat better than SMeyer's writing.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Apparently I write like a Canadian science-fiction/cyberpunk writer. I got both William Gibson and Cory Doctorow (both Canadian, science-fiction/cyberpunk writers).
So experiment time! I typed in:
"Hello," he said. "How are you?"
and got Hemingway. So that was pretty legitimate.
Then I pasted a 700-word passage from Nabokov and got......Dan Brown.
