The Dibble-Dabble Expert's Questionnaire

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
- Song knowing

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
- Not yet!

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
- Yes

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
- HA! no.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
- Uhhh, maybe 7:30

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
- How big is the fish bowl?

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
- Don't be an idiot...That's it xD

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
- He needs to be Tiger Woods

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
- No

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
- Pfft NEVAR

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
- About a minute...

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
- xD Depends is it black?

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
- Batman.

14. Is bird watching sad?
- I would think it would boring very quickly...

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
-Rooster
-Hen
-Chick
-Egg

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
- BECAUSE I WANTED TO FEEL ACCOMPLISHED IN LIFE D:

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
- England ^^

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
- I can't fit that many in my mouth...

19. What is the best font on Word?
- Errr I don't know the name...

20. Name your favourite bus route.
- My old bus route...*sniff*...*sniff*

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
- YUSH

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
-Humm....spelling And the meaning and spelling of obsolescence. I think you do now, as well.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
-Uh...not right now.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
- Not unless it was someone I knew well enough to give them advice.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
- Know, and I never will.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
- For me, alarm set to 6.45 am to have 30 minutes to sleep more, and then I'd procrastinate, and then I'd get up a bit before 8. Then, I'd leave.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
-One small goldfish. Like in the cartoons.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
-I'm Canadian, so I have no requirements. Except that it should always be one with the first name Barack and the last Obama.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
-More than one.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
-No. Definitely not.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
-Hum....At 10, I outgrew princesses and dresses. Does that count?

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
-1 minute and 7.3333 seconds.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
-It's purple, and yes, everyone should love that colour.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
-There might be, but he would be in a mental hospital, probably.

14. Is bird watching sad?
-If you're watching crows.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
-Uh...Farm, Free-Range, Cooked, Yummy, Burnt, Disgusting, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner!

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
-I had an idea.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
-The Pacific ocean. I went there on a cruise. Great weather besides the storm and the 18ft waves.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
-2.

19. What is the best font on Word?
-Mistral (is that how it is spelled?)

20. Name your favourite bus route.
-When I don't have to take the bus.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
-Of course. They are entertaining.

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Eating

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Yep =)

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Maybe

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
I know that I know nothing

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
7.50am

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
Depends on the size of the fish bowl xD

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
One who doesn't have a surname which is a near synonym of 'shrub.'

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
More than 4

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
It depends on my mood

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
Neverrrrr~

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Less than a minute

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
Maybe

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
Hm, I wonder...

14. Is bird watching sad?
No. (Sparrows are cute )

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Kentucky, fried, grilled, boiled, char-boiled, roasted...

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
Don't like blanks =D

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
The universe =D

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
Unlimited

19. What is the best font on Word?
Tahoma or Calibri

20. Name your favourite bus route.
Rarely use buses xP

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Oh yeah, bring it on

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Wasting time on the computer.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Well I suppose, if you said I'm a couch potato...

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Yes, if I was close with them.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
I am 16, and I'm nowhere near knowing everything!

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
7 a.m.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
0, if you don't want any.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Oh goodness...

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
9.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Depends. I like to, since it kind of gives me a reference point.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
You're never too old for toys! Or Toy Story! XD

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Well...if your smoke alarm starts going off, that might be a good indication.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
No. I don't force my views on people; I'm a pacifist.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
James Bourne.

14. Is bird watching sad?
If you're watching an injured bird, yes.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
The clucky kind.

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
I-I didn't knooow! D:

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
England. I hope.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
Depends on the size of the chocolates.

19. What is the best font on Word?
Lucida Blackletter.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round...

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Heck yes!

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Industrial music. No, wait, avant-garde metal. Let's just say, weird, often obscure music hardly anybody cares about.
2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
No. Why?
3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
I would if I could. Unfortunately, I fail at that sort of thing.
4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
No. I hope not, anyway.
5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
7:45, if the journey doesn't take too long.
6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
Two?
7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Don't be like George Bush.
Erm...

That's it.
8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
*shrug*
9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Noooooo. Better to see how it goes before setting a title in stone.
10. What age do you become to old for toys?
Depends on the person.
11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
A few minutes.
12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
If I was incredibly bored.
13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
No way.
14. Is bird watching sad?
No.
15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
I don't want to.
16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
^ See above.
17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
I dunno.
18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
I dunno...Four?
19. What is the best font on Word?
Default: Times New Roman
Custom: Timepiece
20. Name your favourite bus route.
Any that goes to Camden Town. Just a shame I don't live in London =/
21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Yes!