The Dibble-Dabble Expert's Questionnaire

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?

10. What age do you become to old for toys?

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?

14. Is bird watching sad?

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?

19. What is the best font on Word?

20. Name your favourite bus route.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
British Stand-up Comedy

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
If we count Johnny Vegas, then Yes.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Of course. (:

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
I do, but ignorance is actually quite a talent.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
8am

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
3

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Atleast 6ft and funny on camera

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
Thirty-four.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Probably not, but I always do

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
You grow out of toys at 17, then you play with gadgets, cars, etc, then you get back into toys again when you're 40; it's called a Mid-life crisis

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Half an hour

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
Green or red. Yes, yes I would.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
Yep.

14. Is bird watching sad?
Depends what "birds" we're talking about. O.o

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Battery-farmed and free range.

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
But I did have an idea.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Basingstoke.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
4

19. What is the best font on Word?
Bookman Style

20. Name your favourite bus route.
The one that goes to Weymouth from my home town.

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
The theory of Japanese sword-making.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Uh. No?

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Not unless I was really, really bored.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
Nope.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
7:15.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
2.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Being willing to sell one's mother to the highest bidder.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
Depends on whether the wives are okay with it or not. If they are, no limit. If they're not... 2.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Depends. Sometimes it helps. Sometimes it doesn't. If working on a deadline with no inspiration, yes.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
Never.

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Fifteen minutes? If it isn't smoking, there's no point in worrying.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
Gray, and no. Too subjective.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
No.

14. Is bird watching sad?
In a way.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
...Chicken?

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
I like getting the last word in.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Canada.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
Never enough chocolate. NEVER.

19. What is the best font on Word?
Verdana, size 10.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
I don't take the bus.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Yus.

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?

Hm.... NCIS. I'm an addict.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?

Caf-Pow does. *winks at Abby Sciuto*

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?

Pft. I wouldn't be able to, me and all my inexperience.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?

Heck to the no.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?

7:45

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?

None. Fish bowls are to be used as space helmets and space helmets only. >.>

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?

Smart. Resourceful. Not evil. I know, I have high expectations.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?

Eight to ten.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?

No. I change my titles at least three times per draft, thus far.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?

A) *too, and b) NEVEH!

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?

Two minutes. Our toaster is considerably evil.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?

Purple! No, I wouldn't, because I can twist anything to look slightly purple.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?

Yerp.

14. Is bird watching sad?

Hm. *checks on Bird* No, she's watching Oprah.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.

Original, Crispy, and Grilled.

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?

Why'd you ask it if you knew I'd have no idea?

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?

*freaks* I DON'T KNOW! *panics* Um, Hawaii? No, Louisiana- no, Florida-

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?

Five.

19. What is the best font on Word?

Century Gothic, of course.

20. Name your favourite bus route.

I don't ride busseses.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?

Yesh, why not?

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
The art of burning toast or making waffles.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Yes.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
If they asked I would, but I'd warn them beforehand that I'm the last person they'd probably want to be asking in the first place.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
I haven't reached sixteen yet, and no.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
Depends on how far the school is from home. Probably around 7:15 or so.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
No less than two, but no more than six.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
If they ever at one point had a secret lair. And they must have a good evil laugh.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
5

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
I don't. The story itself should write the title, not the other way around.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
Never.

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
I'm the wrong person you should be asking (see answer to question 1).

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
No, probably not. Unless it was something completely awful...then I might.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
Absolutely not.

14. Is bird watching sad?
I guess it kind of depends...but generally speaking, it is a little bit.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Fried Chicken, KFC, Grilled Chicken, Roasted Chicken, Rotisserie Chicken, Sauteed Chicken, Jerk Chicken, um...

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
...because I feel bad leaving questions blank.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Hmm...Australia? New Zealand? Northern California?

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
One can never have enough chocolate. But to answer the question, you should probably stop before you get to the point where you can't chew or breathe, so you don't choke.

19. What is the best font on Word?
Helvetica

20. Name your favourite bus route.
I don't take the bus. But when I went to the Caribbean, the buses on St. Thomas took a cool route all around the island.

21. Bonus Question: Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Sure!

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
A very potter musical
2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
nope, although Ron does eat obscene amounts of snacks...
3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Yes, but the advice would be horrifically incorect and probably land them in a hospital.
4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
I have yet to reach it, but I do inded know everything.
5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
7:45, so I'd have time to dress, eat, and get there.
6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
As many as possible. I like bowls that are filled with so much fish you can't see the water, so it's literally a bowl of fish. Sure, they all die, but it's lovely to see them packed in there.
7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
-kind
-smart
-experienced with law and government
-Organized
-all that stuff.
8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
50. Nah, more than one is, in my opinion, unaccebtable.
9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
no. best to wait till you're done, and the publisher will probably change it anyway.
10. What age do you become to old for toys?
*coughs, shuffles feet* I love toys...
11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
3 minutes
12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
yes
13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
no
14. Is bird watching sad?
yes. I've tried it. You cry after seeing nothing but robins for three hours. And people who continue the hobby after one heart-wrenching experience are sad indeed.
15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
-white
-brown
-black
-spotted
-red
16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
Pssssssshhhhhht.
17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
The tropics
18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
once you start choking because they fill your mouth enough to reach and trigger the gag reflex, it becomes mildly gross.
19. What is the best font on Word?
old english
20. Name your favourite bus route.
I HATE BUSES
21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
yes!

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Harry Potter books and movies. Lord knows I'm slightly obsessed.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Nope.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Yeah, I would. I'm just so nice like that.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
Of course, but I'll still be a little unsure of myself, I suppose.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
Six in the morning; I need time to get ready. Lots, and lots of time.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
Three!

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
One requirement: Must be Draco Malfoy.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
Any more than one is gob-smackingly shocking.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
I do, sometimes. But it depends on the story.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
Do toys include Xbox 360's and laptops? If so, never.

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Ten minutes.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
Maybe. Well, yes, probably.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
No. I don't care, either.

14. Is bird watching sad?
No. It's boring. Utterly so.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
I'm going to tell you this now, Ben. I have a life. Therefore, I don't know species of chicken.

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
Because I felt like it. Deal with it.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Maui. I love it there.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
I didn't know it ever became gross.

19. What is the best font on Word?
Times New Roman, size 12.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
I don't use the stinkin' bus!

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Heck, yes!

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Doing nothing all day long

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Regretably, it often does.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
I'd certainly try!

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
I do know everything. And I'm almost eighteen.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
Holy cow! I'd sleep in to about 7:30! (My high school started at like 7:20)

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
Depends on the size of the fish bowl.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Related to me so I can get rides to work in air force one.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
Twelve

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Sure, but either way you should accept that it will more than likely change.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
Wait, I'm supposed to become too old for toys??

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
I don't make toast.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
No, you can like whichever color you want.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
Uh, chea. Ms. Hope Bondgirl

14. Is bird watching sad?
Not sad, but pretty darn boring

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
...regular?

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
I'm not really sure.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
South Carolina, I recently had a very lovely trip there.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
You can never have enough chocolate in your mouth.

19. What is the best font on Word?
palatino linotype, but only because it's beaten into me from my experience on the newspaper at my school. I actually never used it outside of the journalism classroom.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
I don't ride a bus anywhere ever SO HAH!

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Sure, why not. It was interesting enough.

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
NUTTY THE DERBY GIRL PIRATE QUEEN FOXY FACE OF THE CENTUUURRRYYYY!!!!

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Yus :3

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Psht, yuh! I love giving advice xD

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
psht, no xD

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
Depends on my mode of transportation and how far away my school is =P

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
It depends on the size of the fish bowl! Geez, Ben, be more specific!

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Good taste in suits. Which is why George Bush is no longer president (yea, because that's the ONLY reason xDD)

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
...this question confused me. Unacceptable is two. Shocking is 15.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
I personally don't...Unless I have a REALLY good title in mind.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
NEVEEEEEERRRRR!!!! >:D

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Five minutes! =^_^=

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
prolly xD

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
HOPE! *nods*

14. Is bird watching sad?
.....No comment *looks away from her grandparents*

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Fluffy, spotted, normal, male, flying, long-necked, uhmmm, that REALLY weird kind, desert, prairie, rosemary and garlic rubbed, fried, in a salad....I'm hungry now D:

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
Because I saw a book once on types of chickens, but I don't remember their names =P

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
DEpends on the part of the year =P

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
THREE! =^_^=

19. What is the best font on Word?
psht, why do I care? xD (by the who, it's prolly Castellar, if that's what it's called)

20. Name your favourite bus route.
NO, YOU! D:<

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
Yuh, sure

Some of these answers are hilarious

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Superhero movies.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Nope.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
I wouldn't know what to say. Watch Love Actually.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
I doubt I will.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
8:00.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
However many the person next to me has, unless that's more than ten. In which case, I'd probably move.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Be American. That's always good for PR.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
Four.

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Nope, afterwards. No point titling something that doesn't exist.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
I'm shocked that this question's even in here. Obviously, you never do. *glances at open tab listing Toy Story 3 showtimes*

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
You've had time to go out, forget what you were doing and come back to find something smells burnt.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
If you can't justify it with a sentence that ends "because that was the colour of my favourite Teletubby", then yes, I would.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
I'm aspiring to meet him.

14. Is bird watching sad?
Yep.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Um... organic? *flounders*

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
I sort of figured I had to. Now I wish I hadn't.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Not England. *watches rain*

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
Only one really sticky, melted one that's been sitting in your pocket all day.

19. What is the best font on Word?
Arial, size 11 or 12. And... there's another one that I've forgotten the name of.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
I don't have one. We have to drive 10 minutes to reach a bus stop. I live in the sticks.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
I've never seen one before, so sure.

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Poetry. But I'm not. But to see if I am, why not check out my new poetry guide, availabile on lulu.com? http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/b ... y/11768967 [/spam] What a nice little segway! xD

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Poetry, like a nice meal, can be rich and satisfying. Or something. But no.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Yeah, I love being asked for advice in situations like that. I'm very direct, and would always tell people to be honest with each other.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
Nah, I don't think I did. Though that was six years ago. Woah. I'm old.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
Depends how far away you live and if you tend to faff. I like to just roll out of bed and go wherever I'm going; I did that at uni a lot. I got up at nineish for lectures that started at ten because it was a half hour drive.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
(bowl_capacity/100)*10. *shrug*

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
To be president you must be a very nice person and sensible, and have a good sense of humour. And give us all cookies.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
Three. Why would he even want that many anyway?

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Nope! The title of my almost-finished novel has changed three times.

10. What age do you become too old for toys?
Never!

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Erm... five minutes. But my toaster is a bit pathetic and doesn't cook it enough. Yanno what's annoying? My bread is too big for my toaster, I al;ways have to chop about a centimetre off the ends.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
Of course not. Not only are opinions subjective, but right and wrong are subjective, as are good and bad. Even colour is subjective!

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
I don't like James Bond. So I have no idea.

14. Is bird watching sad?
No. It would bore me, but programming in HTML would probably bore other people.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Kentucky fried chicken! Erm... yeah.

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
Hunger?

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Florida! In easter though, not summer. Well summer is nice, but it rained like, every afternoon at 3pm. And it was heavy.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
One!

19. What is the best font on Word?
Segeo Print. And Calibri.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
I used to have to get two buses home from uni - one into the town centre, and one back to my town, and then walk about ten-fifteen minutes to my house. It was quite nice, as long as I didn't sit at the back or on the top deck. That's where the thuggy teenagers would sit.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
More like this one! Fun fun.

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Complaining.
Also:

ninjacookiemonster wrote:Hm.... NCIS. I'm an addict.

This.

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
On occasion.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
I don't think I'm really an authority when it comes to relationships.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
My dad thinks I think that. Does that count?

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
My school starts at 8.40, so about the same time I get up now. I'd just have to choose between my early-morning socialising and my earlier-morning coffee. I'd pick coffee, for what it's worth. xD

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
Twenty-seven and two thirds.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Must be attractive, young, and bookish, also single, and attracted to geeks like me.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
At the same time, or one after the other?

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
If you already have one. Otherwise, the title should fit the story, not the other way around. But whatever works for you.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
You never get too old for toys. A million years down the line, I'll be sat happily in Heaven playing with my brother's Scalextric.

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
*ponders* I don't understand the question...

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
Naw. My knowledge is better than your opinion, of course...

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

14. Is bird watching sad?
No way. I was an Animorphs fan. And Tobias was my favourite.

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Nuggets, Kentucky Fried...

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
It wasn't a question.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Southern Italy. *dreams*

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
Chocolate never becomes gross.

19. What is the best font on Word?
You know what, I'm resisting the urge to look and see.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
Even I'm not that much of a dork.
The 101 Bourne->Peterborough

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?[/quote]
Yeah, I've got no life. You should know this by now, Ben. xD

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?

- Probably nothing. Er, how to make the perfect cup of tea?

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?

- Nah, beverage. You don't EAT tea (unless it has an inordinate amount of sugar?)

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?

- Yes, and it would be totally useless.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?

- Heck yeah.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?

- Erm, I get up at 6:45 and my school starts at 8:40. The right time should be about 8:10, though. -.-

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?

- Depends how big the fish bowl it.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?

- American?

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?

- 6

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?

- I think that creating a title might make you like the story more, but I'd probably end up changing it by the end.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?

- *snorts*

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?

- 3 and a half minutes.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?

- Of course. Pfft.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?

- My hopes remain high.

14. Is bird watching sad?

- Hehe, no?

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.

- Big chicken, small chicken, organic chicken? Prairie chicken!

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?

- Because I knew. Rawr.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?

- Oooh, Greece. Not England.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?

- Four.

19. What is the best font on Word?

- Ariel narrow, 12.

20. Name your favourite bus route.

- I frikkin' hate buses.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?

- No. Of course!

1. If you had to admit you were an expert in one thing, what would it be?
Rules and ettiquette of middle school quiz bowls. >.>

2. Does this subject fit into the category of Food?
Well, food is offered.

3. If someone didn't know what they should say to their boyfriend/girlfriend, would you give them advice?
Probably.

4. When you reach/reached sixteen, will/did you think you know/knew everything?
Probably. And I'll be wrong.

5. What would you say was the right time to get up if school started at 8.30am?
It depends on when the schoolbus gets to the bus stop.

6. What's the right amount of fish to have in a fish bowl?
Two, max.

7. What would you list as requirements to be the President?
Oh god, I hate politics.

8. How many wives does a man need to have for it to be unnacceptable, but gob-smackingly shocking?
Four?

9. When you write a story, should you come up with the title first?
Nah.

10. What age do you become to old for toys?
Never.

11. How long should you put toast in the toaster for before assuming you've done something wrong and are burning it?
Three minutes.

12. If you had to tell me your favourite colour, would you convince me that your opinion was better than mine?
I like all colors. Live and let live.

13. Do you think there's a James Bond equivalent in real life?
I'm unauthorized to answer that question.

14. Is bird watching sad?
It is where I live, where all the seagulls are covered in oil. :/

15. List as many species of chicken as you can.
Um.

16. Why did you answer Question 15 if you had no idea?
Um.

17. If you could go on holiday, which place would you say had the best weather?
Hmmm, I dunno.

18. How many chocolates should you put in your mouth before what you're doing becomes gross?
Three.

19. What is the best font on Word?
Jane Austen. It's not on Word by default, though.

20. Name your favourite bus route.
I love bus rides, but there's no public transportation here in the suburbs.

21. Bonus Question: (I know I ask this everytime, but it's important) Do you want to see more of these Questionnaires?
If you feel like it. n_n