A Peeled Orange

Hi guys. This isn't suppossed to make sense. It's for the contest Jen (JFW1415) has pressured everyone into entering but we love her for it anyway. This contest: http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/topic65714.html#p725812 . It's horrible; that's the point. Oh, and for those who don't know about it: ENTER! You only have about half an hour after I post this but try to make it.

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It started with an orange. It was a peeled orange, to be exact, but it was an orange. I'd just finished peeling it with the intention of eating it, which is funny, seeing as I hate oranges, but I peeled it regardless.

A few minutes after peeling the orange, in which I was just sitting on a kitchen stool and staring at the unrequired peeled orange, the doorbell rang. I opened the door and a clown stood with a neon pink umbrella and a half eaten pie. He was cowering and glancing at what I figured to be his own shadow.

"Why're you cowering?" I questioned.

"I--I'm scared of that thing!" His voice wavered and although I knew it had to be his shadow, prompted him anyway.

"Of what?"

"That--that thing! My shadow!"

I held back a laugh as I opened the door for the umbrella, pie, and coward of a clown.

It ended with a cat. A yellow, meowing tabby, to be exact. I'm sure it was a neighbor's cat but the staring and the meowing was creeping me out. I'd never liked cats; always considered them evil creatures.

It was still meowing as I closed the door.

OMG, Always, I haven’t seen you in forever! *pounces*

Well, you definitely did a good job of getting all of the prompts in there. Because this was mostly for humor, I won’t be too picky but I do have to say, you really jumped from “and coward of a clown.” All of a sudden to “It ended with a cat.” I was kind of like: huh?

But that didn’t stop me from enjoying it. And I think I shall post my entry for this now too.

I knows, Lily! *is pounced on and hugs*

Yeah, I wrote it in like ten minutes. It's all good.

It has offically ended on Jen's time but the rest of you have 'til 11:59:59 pm your time on the 22nd so, if you have time, write and PM!

I really like it too! Very creative and random...made me laugh. I agree with Lilly when it jumped around abit,
but i liked it anyway. Well done!

nice story. like it bcos its abstract n creative.

I loved your story! Very awesome.

Thank you guys!

This is the most random, funniest things I've on here. It's so silly and crazy it made me lol so much. You're a good writer, especcially for making something that isn't supposed to make sense, actually makes sense. You're good.
And I love how an orange is included in it, as I love oranges.
See, I can relate to you, I'm random too.