Battle of the Egos

The Most Blank Member Thread has brought this to my attention:

Everybody has a large ego and people must fight over that fact in order to boost their ego, in order to fight more about it with the higher levels of egotisticness.

So brag about yourself here, and in the end (whenever that may be) There will be a winner.
There will be no prize, you don't need one with the size of that overinflated ego.

On your mark... get set.... BRAG!

Weird.
Strange.
I have no idea what your talking about.
To make those observations, is to pronounce ones-self the proud owner of an ego of cosmic proportions...by that I mean really big. You've gone so far as to create a thread where you can "butt-heads" with similarly big egos.

All I can say is: tsk, tsk and tut-tut

*Shrugs*

Fine I'll get rid of the damn thread.
*Everything is going bad today so I don't care*

The Black Rose wrote:*Shrugs*

Fine I'll get rid of the damn thread.
*Everything is going bad today so I don't care*

When isn't it a bad day for you?

Well of course I have the biggest ego because I'm soo irresitible.

I will dominate this thread cause i am the best of coarse.
I will be more speific later.

Dont worry--no ones holding their breath.
I mean, why dont you try and dominate spelling first.
Imbecile.
Take baby steps.

Only someone with exquisite vocabulary and grammar can dominate a topic such as this.

I am soooooooo great i don't need to. I alone am above spelling and grammer. I am brilliant identified.

I am brilliant identified.

Don't you mean "personified?"

*MisterWaffles gains 3 ego points!

But, alas, Zelithon is going to win this little ego contest. She's just so egotistical.

Ah but no Mister waffles, minus 4 pionts! I mean identified. I wuold have said "seminar identified" but none of you know know what that means, i wuold suppose.

Ok...Not sure what that meant, but alright. Aw, darn...My four points...

I'm better than all of you. I have... erm... <____<; A webcam with totally sexy lights! Plus, I like to write. Mawah. Beat that breakfast head and dragon head!

I have the greatest girlfriend ever, and i held a Golden Eagle beat that.

Hmph!
This is not about the stuff you have! I don't see how haveing a webcam cuold increase your ego. And shuoldn't fontoy's gf have a big ego, not fontoy himself? I must say though if that is how to win I will still win! I am the best. I come from a family of winners!