Can somebody tell me where babys come from?

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I bet you thought that topic was interesting, that's why you're here. I already know were babys come from. But I Ashley Smith wanted to find a great exuse to tell you people about my day.Don't leave, this could get interesting. I woke up early, watch some Oprah, feed the cats, and then posted this. Please give me some reviews. I'm desperate! Also I would like to add. Did you know that elephants are pergant for two years.




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AnonymousAshley wrote:I bet you thought that this topic was interesting, that's why you're here. I already know were babies come from. But, I, Ashley Smith wanted to find a great exuse to tell you people about my day.(space)Don't leave, this could get interesting. I woke up early, watched some Oprah, feed the cats, and then posted this. Please give me some reviews. I'm desperate! Also I would like to add. Did you know that elephants are pregnant for two years?



Seriously, don't get the wrong idea. I just noted some grammatical errors just because I'm bored today :piratedthread: and that's it. XD


Oh, really? elephants for two years? :smt106

A funny way to catch my attention.

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Wow, that would suck to be an elephant! And I'm glad you know that babies come from storks, good for you. My parents didn't tell me so I had to figure it out on my own. Just kidding, but nice attention grabber, I wasn't sure what I would get.

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Funny. I actually just wrote a blog about this. Babies are left on your doorstep by aliens.
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Very nice attention grabber ^_^
That stinks for elephants.
What was Oprah about?

I'll happily review. How about a review for a review, eh? :)
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Wow, I was told that they came from monkeys or something like that, but I know for a fact that they come off cabbage trucks.
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