Just a little crazy...

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Here's just a poem that morphed into my head while watching jeepers creepers! >:D :xd:

I'm a little crazy, well, alot to be fair.
I love the orthodontists and the smell your hair.
I'm Freddy Krueger, I'll be in your dreams,
and ill get all giddy over the sound of your screams.

I'll devour pigeons in the middle of the street,
and leave the carcass on the next bus seat.
I carry a machete, call me Jason x,
I'll deliver you murder, direct FedEx.

Come join me, in the dark alley that's near,
Where no can see us, and no one can hear.
Ill stab you seventeen times, call my jack,
Ill be the ripper, and I will attack.

I sit at home, and eat frozen peas,
While i put my feet in ice, and watch them freeze.
Then I'll chop off a finger, and a toe too.
Then re-attach them with some PVA glue.

I'll drink out of the bathtub, lick the tap,
and look at your hungrily, under my baseball cap.
I'll sharpen my teeth, split my tongue,
Be the beast that my soul wants, evil unsung.

So watch out, I'll always be behind you,
Stalking, following as you do what you do.
But I will be too, as you are my target,
Your part of my range, my human market.

So everyday say goodbye, as I never sleep.
So you best weep, as my evil will seep.
So live your life, the best you can,
Because soon you'll be meeting the candy man.

"Because the candy man can, well damn!
He'll cut you up, because the candy man can!"
That's how I heard it when I was seven.
Jellybeans and various limbs, CRAZY HEAVEN!

Halloween, hear me scream! THIS IS MY BLOODY DREAM!
Pig blood, ice-cream! Bodies burning, bodies steam!
I like my meat extra rare, extra lean,
I'm Sweeney Todd! The Cannibal God!

Or Hannibal Lecter, I'll eat your face,
and your leg, yet I prefer the taste,
of your arms, if their laced,
with treacle, put on with grace,
the meats more tender, if its been chased,
then quickly cooked, with love and haste!

:) It's not at all as good as I hoped it would be when I got the idea, but never-the-less. :D
Last edited by nova on Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:46 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Hello there

You are crazy, this is really good. I can see Jeepers Creepers (a classic ;) ) had a huge impact on you. I loved the beat to this poem and I can see you threw in a little rhyming in there and it was not forced at all. I think you executed a pretty difficult poem (according to me). I just loved the third stanza, the genius of it made me smile :)
Good job
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Thanks alot :D

Yeah, horror gets to me in weird and creative ways! :)

I've also added 3 new stanzas! Take a look!
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I'll be working on punctuation :)

I'm a little crazy, well, alot to be fair.

That should be a lot, not alot

and ill get all giddy over the sound of your screams.

I'll, sorry I'm just being nit picky :)

Ill stab you seventeen times, call my jack,
Ill be the ripper, and I will attack.

I'll again, sorry haha

While i put my feet in ice, and watch them freeze.

Capitalize the I

Okay I think that's all I found. Otherwise I like the poem, its amazing what makes you write a poem, or just write anything.

-Lily :smt003
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I loveee thiss! And it was a unique idea, very much enjoyed your work.




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Lily - D: woopsie! Im terrible at puncuating my words!

Nayex - Thank you very much!
Alot of the time, im on here using my PS3 & my trusty usb keyboard.
Dont expect much fancy quoting blocks... I shall do what I can. ;)



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