Workplace?

Neep said she's gonna post at about 3:30 her time today. That's two hours before us AS.

The anwser to your question Jagged is that there can be multiple people with the same job. There can be characters that arent mention to be the other workers.

And yes, this storybook has officially started.

From: Alexander Cyse
To: ALL WORKERS AT CURRENT CULTURE
Subject: Your working habits
I have been noticing odd patterns of your work habits and the frequent checking of your email accounts. I came to conclusion that they aren't work related and it greatly concerns me.

So, if I catch you doing something that's not work related three times, I hope you can find a job that doesn't involve scarping gum under Funtasia's ball pit.

Pick up the pace people, we're a magazine and we have deadlines to meet.

Head Boss
Alexander Cyse

From: Alexander Cyse
To: Kam Roxx
Subject: Coffee

Coffee. Now.

Head Boss
Alexander Cyse

*I'm allowing up to three emails to each post*

From: Jeanna Livery
To: Delila McCarry
Subject: It Sucks

Delila, Can you believe the new no-emailing rule? It's crazy. Without the sane conversation throughout the day I swear I'm going to crack. Not that I'm listening to the rule.... Anyways, got to go. If Alex catches me I am dead with a capital D.

Yous Truly,
Jeanna Livery

From: Kam Roxx
To: Alexander
Subject: RE: Coffee

I'm on it Boss.

-Kam Roxx

From: Kam Roxx
To: ALL WORKERS AT C.C (EXCEPT ALEXANDER)
Subject: Sheesh

Phew. Just got the Boss three different coffees. I'll get it right eventually. It's not like he ever tells me what he wants! But can you guys believe the no emailing policy!? Sheesh, that's a little tough, don't you think?

-Kam Roxx

From: Anthony Hartland
To: Kam Roxx
Subject: Re: Sheesh
One would think you'd know how he likes his coffee by now. Not like it's the first time he's asked for it, is it?
As for that new policy, I don't think it'll have that much effect. Proof: you are spamming everyone's inbox with this, aren't you? Worse comes to worst, just find ways to fill your mails with pseudo-work-related babble and it should go through just fine.
Or, you know, actually spend your time working.
-H

From: Anthony Hartland
To: Alexander Cyse
Subject: Re: Your working habits
While I do applaud your efforts at cutting down on chatter, you do realize you might just encourage a revolution, right? Most of the people here have the attention span of a dead squirrel, ordering them to focus on work just might be too much for their poor little brains to bear. Not criticizing here boss, just giving my $0.02.
That said, if it works and stops me from having to run after them to turn in their articles in on time, you have my full and unconditional support.
-H

From: Alexander Cyse
To: Kam Roxx
Subject: RE: Coffee

I find it astounding that you messed up 3 times when I asked for coffee. You've been at this postion for around a year and I almost always ask for coffee everyday.

At least you didn't mess up 12 times like a few months ago.

Remeber, I like simple BLACK coffee. Not mochas, or frappechinos, or stinkin' hot chocolate.

Black

Head Boss
Alexander Cyse

From: Alexander Cyse
To: Anthony Hartland
Subject: RE: Your working habits

I don't need your $0.02, I can handle it on my own.

No one had taken me seriously since the New Years incidnet when my drunken assitant kissed me on the lips...

Since then, no one has been working properly and I'm just taking charge. And I'm not bluffing about the 3 strikes, you will get fired if that ever happens.

And since you're appaluding me about my efforts, why don't you help out?

However, if you're just going to comment, shut the hell up.

Head Boss
Alexander Cyse

From: Gail Scheunemann
To: Anthony Hartland
My work

Hartland, I would like to ask you one thing. Why did you cut my space in half? I am perfectly capable of filling it up, and everyone loves my pictures. Why? Why? Why? Alright maybe that was four questions.

From: Jeanna Livery
To: Kam Roxx
Subject: Look Here

Kam, Alex likes his coffee Black. Just plain black. Every time you forget look here. I don't want you fired. You should have seen the guy before you. *shivers* Anyways, you're tons better. Tons.

Yours Truly,
Jeanna Livery

From: Anthony Hartland
To: Alexander Cyse
Subject: Re: Your working habits
Oh, it was that accident? I always thought it had started from that one time with the photocopier...
As if they'd listen to me.
Shutting up now.
-H


From: Anthony Hartland
To: Gail Scheunemann
Subject: Re: My work
Define "everybody", because last I checked there were talks of how those lovely pictures of yours were getting a bit stale. Priorities, priorities, dear. The direction wants to give a shot to the newbies, add some "spice" and "new perspectives", something had to go. Lucky you, huh? You want your space back, either you send the kiddies packing or you give me something that's so damn brilliant and original it'll make the big guys 'ooooh' and 'aaaah' and demand for it to be in.
Have fun with that.
-H

From: Delila McCarry
To: Jeanna Livery
Subject: It Sucks

I totally agree with you! I might not be emailing as often because I really need this job, but I won't stop. I think that as long as we get things done there shouldn't be a problem! *Sigh* I have a feeling work's about to get really boring! Well, g2g, don't wanna get caught! *Rolls eyes*

-♥-Delila

From: James Lupkins
To: Gail Scheunemann
Subject: It's Okay.

Gail, I heard about Anthony cutting your space. Don't stress over that! He's been getting on everybody's nerves lately. You'll earn it back soon enough.

-James

From: Alexander Cyse
To: ALL WORKERS AT CURRENT CULTURE
Subject: Staff Meeting

Everyone, staff meeting in 30 minutes.

Don't be late.

Head Boss
Alexander Cyse

*Do you guys want to do the meeting to be regular format, or just talk about it in email format?*

[[Regular would probably be better, IMO. Lets us play a bit with the characters outside of just their e-mails, and allows for a broader range of interactions. But I'm really fine with either.]]

Wait, I'm confuzzled!!! When we post in email format, is it an email or is it just talking???

[[E-mail, Fox. The question here is whether or not we switch to more 'classic' writing styles for the duration of the meeting, or if we just skip over it and e-mail talk about it]]

Ya, I see what you mean.

The only reason I was confused about that was because the boss would right like that too, and he was the one that band emailing, remember? Do you see what I'm saying???