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"You're a First Rate Geek" (You Belong With Me PARODY) Edit

JaneThermopolis · 2010-04-23T14:57:45Z

A parody of the song "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift. Not meant to offend any geeks/nerds/trekkies. Verse 1: You're on the phone with your gamer friend he's upset, he's going on about shooting the alien's head, because he doesn't get the video game like you do. You're in the room it's a typical Tuesday night, you like to play World of Warcraft past midnight, but no one gets you like the other nerds. They wear robes, but you have Spock ears, they have light sabres, and you travel through light years. Dreaming of the day when you'll wake up and find that, Princess Leia, will want to smack your behind. Chorus: Can't you see that modern society has shunned you, you wear huge 80s frames, so why can't you see you're a first rate geek, you're a first rate geek. Verse 2: You get homework done before everybody else, and then after to decide to calculate pi, in order to get accepted to M.I.T. And you've got a GPA that makes you the smartest kid, never failed a test that's brought your grades down. You say you know how to hack MySpace, what are you doing with my emoticon face? They wear robes, but you have Spock ears, they have light sabres, and you travel through light years. Dreaming of the day when you'll wake up and find that, Princess Leia, will want to smack your behind. Chorus: Can't you see that modern society has shunned you, you wear huge 80s frames, so why can't you see you're a first rate geek, you're a first rate geek. You stand by your collage of comic book characters, all this time you really didn't know, weakling, you're a first rate geek, you're a first rate geek. -Instrumental- Bridge: Oh, I remember you playing Halo 3 in the middle of the night, it's the game where you can commit murder and watch characters die. You play the Star Wars score on your electric keyboard, and fight Darth Vader in your dreams, you think you know where you belong, and that's perfectly fine with me. Chorus: Can't you see that modern society has shunned you, you wear huge 80s frames, so why can't you see you're a first rate geek. You stand by your collage of comic book characters, all this time you really didn't know, weakling, you're a first rate geek, you're a first rate geek. Oh, Chew-a-baaa-caaa. You're a first rate geek, oh, you're a first rate geek. So, I hoped you guys liked it! Comment, click the like button???? Thanks for reading! :elephant:

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Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:23 pm

jcp92292 says... · Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:23 pm

Well the positive for sure is you made me laugh... as was the purpose of this whole song.
Creative, absolutely, and well written at that. Work on the flow a little it tends to get wordy but overall
I like it, but unfortunately.. I like Taylor Swift a little more P:

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