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hero · 2010-04-17T11:19:24Z

OK, so I'm starting up a storybook, and I'm not sure if it'll kick off or anything. This is, by the way, my first storybook, so yeah. This, by the way, is a comedic storybook, that doesn't quite make sense. Quite simply, a group of humans work in a restaurant, but, as usual, there is a fantastic twist; they don't serve any ordinary customers, they serve the Deities themselves! And I'm not talking about any old gods of existing mythology, I'm talking about Deities that spring into being by those who worship a certain thing, the Deities that exist because if they didn't, where would the world be? However, two things have gone magnificently wrong; Brisket, the god of inspectors, has declared the restaurant to be unsafe, insanitary, and dangerous due to the insanity of most of the staff, while Ashelos, the god of sunlight, has decided to overthrow the head deity, Deis, and is destroying the deities who refuse to follow him. You must take on a role, either one of the kitchen staff or one of the Deities, either allied to Ashelos or Deis, either for or against the closing of the Restaurant. Have fun! -Rules- *Do not kill other characters without permission *Keep it about PG-13, okay? Romance, yes, violence, duh, intensely graphic scenes, no. *The standard maguffin, okay? *If you want to back out, kill your character in the most imaginative way possible. Charrie Sheet For Staff: Name: Age: Appearance: Picture (if you must): Job In The Restaurant: History (Why Are They In The Restaurant?): Favorite Food: Personality: Alliance: Sane?: Other: Charrie Sheet For Deities: Name: Form Taken On: Picture (if you must): Deity Of (Be Original): Favorite Food: History: Personality: Alliance: Sane?: Other: E.G. (This one is mine, all mine I say!) Name: Dave Form Taken On: A slightly worried, 5'9" young man, about twenty-one or so, with shaggy, light brown hair and deeply shadowed gray eyes. Wears casual brown and gray clothing that hasn't been washed for decades. He hasn't shaved either, but doesn't have a beard as such. His nails are bitten to the point of raggedness. Picture (if you must): Deity Of (Be Original): Forgotten lines. Quite simply, if, anywhere in the world, someone forgets his or her lines, he will materialize and scream the line at them. Favorite Food: A chicken tikka masala with extra lime pickle. History: Dave used to be a human, until he did the worst thing a mortal can possibly do; save a deity from being hit by a car. Thus, he was given a mandatory reward of becoming a god; as a student in drama, with so many of his classmates forgetting their lines, he foolishly chose to become the god of forgotten lines. Bad idea. He is doomed to randomly appear at plays around the world, most of them in public schools, and shout the lines until he is hoarse. He gets sleep when he can. Personality: Dave hates being a deity, mostly because he hasn't gotten a proper sleep in about three decades. He is twitchy at times, dozy at others, while he can get intensely annoyed should he be woken up from a quick nap for no reason. Alliance: ... sigh... Deis (Ashelos sounds like one of the Conservatives he was really against). And the restaurant being kept open. Sane?: Probably not; slightly unhinged at best. Other: Up for love.

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Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:17 am

TheTruthTeller says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:17 am

Oh yeah this is a great idea except for the fact that no one this website is actually comedic meaning its probably going to be pretty hard for you guys to actually make something funny

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Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:36 am

iceprincess says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:36 am

Then when are we starting?

you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.

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Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:07 pm

LadyPurple says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:07 pm

TheTruthTeller wrote:Oh yeah this is a great idea except for the fact that no one this website is actually comedic meaning its probably going to be pretty hard for you guys to actually make something funny

You don't tell the truth. You just bully everyone. I'm serious if you keep up this trolling/flaming you're gonna get in a lot of trouble not just with the admins or mods.

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Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:16 pm

Sins says... · Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:16 pm

TheTruthTeller wrote:Oh yeah this is a great idea except for the fact that no one this website is actually comedic meaning its probably going to be pretty hard for you guys to actually make something funny

You have grammar issues. :smt001

You don't see me moaning about it.

I can't actually remember joining this SB. :lol:

If it does end up starting, I don't think I'll be able to be in it. I'm going on holidays for in two days for two weeks, so I won't be here.

I didn't know what to put here so I put this.

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