Cypher Cypher!

Decypher the code- this is extremely simple.

DTZ'AJ GWTPJS YMJ HTIJ- XRFWY DTZ. YMNX BFX OZXY F XNRUQJ HJFXFW HNUMJW. STY YMFY MFWI FY FQQ YT GWJFP. YMJ SJCY TSJ BNQQ GJ RTWJ INKKNHZQY.


Hints are available, but they don't come cheap. 100 points a pop.
100 points for solving the first one. Really, it isn't that difficult.

Considering I'm no braniac and it's nearly 1AM here on a Tuesday...

Erm...dream on.

"YOU'VE BROKEN THE CODE- SMART YOU. THIS WAS JUST A SIMPLE CEASAR CIPHER. NOT THAT HARD AT ALL TO BREAK. THE NEXT ONE WILL BE MORE DIFFICULT."

Bring on the next one.

Wow... you are amazing.

Silly Sam, you beat me to it.

She really isn't. It was a simple Ceasar cipher. Replace each letter with the one 5 letters down the line. So A=f B=g, ect.

Kudos and 100 points to Crysi. Another, slightly more difficult cypher is coming.

Okay, now I feel really dumb. But I probably didn't even try.

This one is going to be more difficult. Made more so by the fact that I wont be telling you what kind it is! Its a little more complex than a Ceasar cipher.

HSUF UF MOWWIV O MJKDHEPJOX HSIK'JI IQUW. LIWW GEH JIOWWK. HSIK'JI IOFK HE FEWQI.


This part isn't required, but it will help. I fear it may make things too easy.

HSI RAUMT YJELG NEC ZAXDIV EQIJ HSI WOBK VEP.


100 points for a hint, 200 for the first to solve.

THIS IS CALLED A CRYPTOGRAM. THEY'RE EVIL. WELL NOT REALLY. THEY'RE EASY TO SOLVE.

good work! I'll have to make these harder. Did the thing on the bottom give it away?

No, I only really used the top one.

Well then, good work. The bottom just read The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

*laughs* And of course in my tired state of mind I made the first one waaaay too complicated... Oh well. I still solved it, lol.

More! More!

ok, this is a little more complex- and will consume what is left of my available points. Even though I'm sure someone will solve this in about 30 seconds, and make me feel like a total moron for not getting it the first time I saw it.

Capslock 6 1 Tab 0 0 6
Tab 5 Capslock 6 1 Shift 6 Capslock 8 2 5 Tab 8 Shift 4 Tab 8 Shift 6 Tab 5


And since I think that was waaay too easy and I'm a sadistic bastard:

metowteio enhcewmgn eeekreihi tactaldtt mrlotvnte


You must solve both.
Hits 100 points, reward- 400
And then I'll have to submit some more and critique some more so I can keep doing this.

Urgh, I've done the first one... the second one isn't so easy though...