Where did I put my car keys?

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Having trouble finding my car keys. Suggestions?




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Couch? Dresser top? Floor around dresser? :P
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In your coat pocket? Under your bed? In your left ear?




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In the sock drawer. Always look in the sock drawer. :D
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Car keys are always on top of the fridge. Or in the car.
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AquaMarine wrote:Car keys are always on top of the fridge. Or in the car.


That's probably not a good place to leave them.
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check your pockets or your neighbors dog's mouth. That's where my house keys were....it was pretty akward trying to get them out.
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Oh, were you looking for these?
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Oh...those were your keys?
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I thought my sandwich was crunchy- I mean uhhhh maybe they're in your uh uh uh FREEZER *panicked*
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They're in your hand, silly! D: I mean! I don't know.

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In my experience (a.k.a the experience of my best friend who always loses his keys) they are either in the medicine cabinet, the freezer, or the laundry.
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Check in the car, hopefully it's not locked. Or, if you have a really untrustworthy friend, check with him. XD
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Your girlfriend stole them, along with your car. :D:D:D
I'd look in my backpack if I HAD car keys. And if I had school backpack
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