Obviously you aren't aware of the zombies that are only crazed people who like to eat other people, and technically, they never died. They are still living and breathing and require water and food, but in this case, the food is other people. What you were talking about is shuffling slow zombies that rose from graveyards. That is so 80's. The dead zombie thing in my location just means that the thinking human in these people is lying dormant within them, but as of now, they are just wandering mindlessly, and making dumb choices. 
Obviously you don't know me well enough yet. But really, I am actually a very serious fellow the majority of the time. I have to be.
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