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I’ve been wanting to review, but there are just so many things to comment on I’m having trouble deciding. And now here I am, asking you to ask me to review you works. I cannot/will not review everything, so here’s a list of what I can and cannot do.

Specialties:

-Drawings*
-Photography*


Will review:

-Action/adventure fiction
-Fantasy fiction
-Historical fiction
-Science fiction
-Other fiction
-Romantic fiction (only as long as it’s clean)
-Dark/disturbing literary works



Will not review:


-‘R’ rated material, or anything with heavy swearing or references to… adult romance. You know it. I won’t read it.

-Fan fiction. Not very often can something be better than the original.

-Poetry of any kind. I can’t even read it and understand it, let alone review it.

-Lyrics. It’s harder than plain poetry.

-Non-fiction. I use this site to get away from school; I don’t want to read about reality.

-Scripts. I don’t know how to review them.

-Second, third, fourth, etc. chapters unless I have read the previous ones.



I think that covered all of the genres, but if I missed one, PM me and I’ll let you know.

Please post your request with the title of the piece, the genre, a link and anything you want me to specially watch for. I won’t look at it without a warning of what it is.



I don’t ask for anything except that you not take my reviews badly. I give you my opinion, which can often be very harsh. Please do not take offense; it was my opinion on the piece, nothing personal.



I will try to get you your review within two days. If it takes longer because of life, I’ll let you know. Thank you for reading, and I hope I can help you!
-Tex





Example Reviews:
Drawings/Photography
Fantasy Fiction - My longest review yet





*I cannot view things uploaded on certain host sites because of my internet protection. If this is the case with the site you used, I will ask you to PM me the art or photo directly uploaded from your computer so I can review it. I’m sorry for the inconvenience.
Last edited by TexanWriter on Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:24 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Hi Texan, here is the link to the second page of my art and photography thread.
You can review what you want on it, either the newest doodle or the oldest pictures on it.
I just want your opinion thrown in somewhere ^^

Much appreciated.

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Kamas
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Complete, Kamas. Hope I helped! Anyone else?
Religion without science is lame; science without religion is blind.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

-Albert Einstein




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Thank you!
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No problem! Anyone else want a review by yours truly?
Religion without science is lame; science without religion is blind.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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I love your reviews, Tex. Nice work. :)




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Thank you!
Religion without science is lame; science without religion is blind.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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Newest edition

Of my art thread.

Tell me what you think ^^
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Thanks much, dear. I'll definitely come to you when I post some new art in that thread.
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:o New installment already!
Pretty please with a chocolate chip cherry on top?

You know you want too.

Kamas

PS. Ask me for a review anytime, love. I owe you quite a few already ^^
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Done! Sorry for taking so long. Anyone else?
Religion without science is lame; science without religion is blind.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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Hey Texan!

It would be really great if you could review some of my photography. You only need to review the most recent photos, but it would be extremely helpful if you could just take a quick look through the entire thread and just say which one's your favourite (for a photography project in school).

Thanks so much!

~Amy
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Will you please review my fantasy story?

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thanks




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Hi, would you mind reviewing this?

Ignorance is Never Bliss: Prologue

No kind words, no harsh words, just honest truth.

Thanks! :)


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Peace, Love, Writing, Insanity and Chocolate
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

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I'm so sorry everyone for neglecting this! I've had a lot of stuff to work on at home, but I promise I'll try and get these done withing a few days, max. Thank you for waiting!
Religion without science is lame; science without religion is blind.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

-Albert Einstein



I wondered why we put villains in our stories when we have plenty of them in real life; then I realized that maybe we wanted stories where the good guy wins.
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