Man Gets Stabbed; Orders Coffee

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Nate
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Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:31 pm
Nate says... · Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:31 pm
Sometimes, life really is stranger than fiction...

Man Impaled With Knife Orders Coffee
Man Tells Police He Walked To Diner After Attack

POSTED: Monday, December 21, 2009
UPDATED: 12:53 pm EST December 22, 2009
WARREN, Mich

Diners at a metro Detroit restaurant got more than a full plate Sunday when a man walked in with a 5-inch knife in his chest.

Warren police said the 52-year-old man called 911 at about 10 p.m., saying he had been attacked in Warren but had just walked a mile to the Brayz’s Hamburgers in Hazel Park.

Restaurant employee George Mirdita said the man walked in, ordered a coffee and said he was waiting for an ambulance to come.


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Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:44 pm
Kamas says... · Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:44 pm
O.o

What the heck?

Wouldn't you want to head towards a hospital? That may just be me, but you know.
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Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:26 pm
Sureal says... · Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:26 pm
This guy is hardcore.
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Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:18 pm
AquaMarine says... · Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:18 pm
May as well wait for the ambulance in comfort, eh. o.O
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Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:57 pm
Rosendorn says... · Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:57 pm
"The truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense."

I don't remember where I got that one from, but I have yet to find a situation it fits better.

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Livia says... · Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:29 pm
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Oh wow...
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Ellyphant says... · Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:14 am
>.< Wow. Well...he was thirsty.
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Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:56 pm
Critiq says... · Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:56 pm
Sureal wrote:This guy is hardcore.


Amen. It needs something else, though, like a snowstorm, to make him totally awesome.
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Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:57 pm
MagnusBane says... · Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:57 pm
Um, wow. Someone has a high pain threshold.
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Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:53 am
TalaPaulwic says... · Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:53 am
Yeah.... it's amazing he survived. I'd imagine he'd be freaking out, not ordering coffee. Daaaaaaaaang coffee is NASTY.
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:48 pm
Ruth says... · Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:48 pm
Ouch.
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Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:42 pm
AspiringAuthorA..M. says... · Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:42 pm
Wow, that is either the very definition of tough or something else entirely. I mean seriously, the guy could still casually order a coffee. Unbelievable.
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Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:28 am
irishfire says... · Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:28 am
Thats something from Monty Python :lol:

Imagne the guy at the diner:

"Can I have a coffee?"

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Jagged says... · Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:30 am
Wow. Respect.
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Bloo says... · Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:34 pm
This guy is hardcore.


Nuff said. Except, where can I get his autograph?
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