Dancing around the Christmas tree and singing parodies of Christmas carols!
Here's one that I sang this year:
Grand Theft Reindeer (sang to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen)
God bless you, Uncle Benjamin,
That's what Mum said to say.
She said to write a thank-you note
For giving me that clay.
It's really great, but next time if
You're wondering what I play,
O games where I blow bad guys away, hope that's okay.
O tomboy games where I blow guys away.
Hey, thank you, Grandma Washington,
I sure do like those socks!
They're better than your cookies,
Which Dad says taste like rocks.
I know I am your precious pet,
So why not sell your stocks
And buy me games for my Xbox (also the box)?
Why not buy me games and an Xbox?
Dear Santa Claus, I love you so,
You made my Christmas Day.
I put my bike on eBay
And auctioned it away.
I got that Grand Theft Auto game,
The one set in L.A.,
But my parents refuse to let me play, took it away.
So I made you this cute reindeer out of clay.
