What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Well? Speak up! Weirdest dream, daydream, thought, ect! Doesn't matter, as long as it came from your mind! You will rate the person above you's dream based on weirdness, on a scale of 1-10.

Follow all the rules please.

Weirdest dream I've had... *flashbach wavy stuff*

I was back at this HUGE camp that I went to in Great Winsdor Park. (If you want to learn more please go to http://www.wings2009.org.uk/ I'm not explaining it all). And I was at a store. They were selling a bunch of stuff, but the thing I wanted was a pair of earmuffs. Unfortunately I didn't have enough money to buy them. They came in blue, and pink. My friend then decided to be nice and bought me a pair, but unfortunately they were pink. I put them on.

Next thing I know, I'm sitting on the grass in front of a wooden stage. Everyone around me is cheering and screaming their heads off. Then Paris Hilton walks onto the stage, little accesory dog and all. And everyone was all like; "OMG Paris Hilton we luff you!" And all that. Now here's the really weird thing. A computer appears in front of me, and there's an IM window open. The IM is from Paris Hilton, who is currently onstage.

We chatted for a minute. It was mostly her boasting about how she's all famous and stuff.

Later she had left and I was in the actual computer lab. And guess what. I get another IM from Paris Hilton. This time she's flipping out because her dog ran away to go camping.

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Then I woke up. Rate this in weirdness from 1-10 and then tell us one of your weirdest dreams.

9/10, xD it made me laff/LOL/ROFL/LMAO/ROLFSMIT. etc.

Urm, I'm going to say the one I had last night cause that was pretty wierd.

Ok, so. It was christmas time and me and my best friends (about 8 of us, I think) we having a meal in a really posh resteraunt. It was all going well and everything, except I got served up crispy duck pancakes (no, we weren't even in a chinese) that had none of that awesome sauce they usually come with.
So, I made a bit of a fuss and the manager came over with a live duck and said "here you go, I'm so sorry for the mistake."
Wierdly enough, the live duck seemed to appease me and I sat him on my lap quite happily.
Then, all me friends disappeared and I was in the resteraunt alone apart from a duck.
Next, Sascha Baron Cohen appeared in his Borat getup and took my duck away from me. We started to have a fight over the duck and he was shouting "IT IS NUMBER ONE." or something like that.

Then, it cut to a full resteraunt and Sascha and I were having a three legged race (against no-one) throught the room. The duck had disappeared which was sad.

I have other wierd dreams but I'll save them for another post xD

Hahahaha! 10/10! Thats awesome! I have dreams like that all the time!

So, I had this one dream (and its incredibly long so bare with me) and we were in my french class and suddenly we're on a roller coaster thats at this sketchy amusement part on some harbor and so we ride this banana yellow roller coaster for a while and suddenly we get bored with it so we decide we wanted to go on this other one. So a steering wheel appears on the front car where I'm sitting and I start driving toward it in mid-air. And when we get close enough to see it, we see its a kiddie coaster so we start backing up, but when we did we all fell out into the water. And then these people in really bad shark costumes fished us out and put us back on the dock of the harbor.
And then suddenly, one of the guys in my class (who a) takes Spanish and b) I hate with all my being) turned into a fish. And then some random girl I've never seen before in my life picked him up and chucked him into this like blow up fish tank and he turned back (awwww) And then we decided we wanted to go home so we go toward this yellow skyscraper than appeared.
So we walk into the building and we're like "Hey how do we get home?" to the receptionist. And shes like, all wide-eyed and creepy sounding "Take the elevator!" So we walk over to the elevator and we can't find the button. And then I found this like push up button painted red and I'm like "Ooh maybe this is it!" and so I push it up and suddenly all the sketchy people in the amusement park pick up guns and give us a riddle to solve or we get killed. And so we're thinking about it and someone in my class stands up suddenly and is like "An octagon! We have to become an octagon!" He said to me and so we like lay on the ground in an apparent octagon shape and they put a ladder and sheet over us and made they scary gun people look at us. And they said we were free to go and then we all appear in my 6th grade math class.
So we're all laughing about it and we walk into the hallway with all our lockers and theres this evil substitute teacher standing there and shes like "Sit in front of your lockers until the bell rings! And be silent!" So we all do so and we're sitting there for a little when the guy who solved the riddle stands up and is like "Mrs. Baker? Can I go to the bathroom to laugh?" and she says yes and he runs into the bathroom laughing hysterically and then 20 other guys follow him.

I know, I know. Long right?

10/10. Long, but none of it wasted breath. I particularly enjoyed the part where the guy turned into a fish, and when the other guy randomly solved the riddle with an octagon. Now that is random.

Mine's a bit shorter. I don't think I could ever remember a dream in as much detail as you did.

Anywho. I was going to school, except I was riding in our chicken pen instead of the bus. Only the chicken pen wasn't moving, it was just sitting in the backyard. There was also this other person from school there and he was rubbing some sticks together.

Then after a while I got out of the chook run because I thougth I was at school, (even though I was still in my backyard), and ran up and jumped through the window of our house (which has glass in it usually, but I managed). My computer programming teacher was there having coffee with my mum. Then I realised it was actually my house, not school. Then I woke up.

10/10. Weird. 0.x

So, I was riding in the car with my sister and my mom, only it was in our old, old car that we had before we moved. We were driving *very* slowly down the street by our house, and for some reason, lots of people were walking down the street. (It's usually deserted.) Including Gerard Butler, dressed as the Phantom of the Opera. (I've been watching a lot of Phantom of the Opera lately. xD) So we totally flipped out and my mom pulled over next to him and we took pictures with him. And it was amazing.

Next thing I remember, I was in this weird sci-fi environment. If you've ever seen Toy Story, it looked sort of like Pizza Planet. Apparently there was this game going on, wherein you were devided into teams (for some reason, most of my friends from church were there, and the Phantom) and given some sort of lazer gun things. So you had to go off and shoot robots or something. We ran around and shot at things and the Phantom swooped in to save me from harm on several occasions (*squee*) and I remember seeing Jack Sparrow once or twice.
I was trying to shoot this mass of robots that were all coming at me, but I didn't realize you had to shoot at the neck instead of the chest. So I was all like, "Oh, shoot, this isn't working." when Juliet Butler, from Artemis Fowl (but for some reason she had brown hair and sidebangs?) came in and helped me, which I appretiated. But I was really more excited by the idea that Artemis might be there. So she took me to him, and for some reason, he was singing Flyleaf songs and was amazingly able to do that rock-scream thing. His bodyguard, Butler, was playing the electric guitar.
And this is so great: Artemis was jealous that I had such a crush on the Phantom. Yay, please fight over me, Artemis and Phantom. XD
When I woke up, at 7:30 on Saturday, I was too excited by the dream to go back to sleep. XD

Hahaha 10/10! Thats totally awesome!

I had a dream with my celebrity crush in it too! It was incredibly short though. So, I was sitting next to mark ballas on a piknick table and we were talking to my mom and we're in the middle of no where and we were talking about Rome (I had been learning about it in school at the time) and my mom said something about Rome being in like Russia or something and Mark looked at my mom and hes like "Rome is in Italy," and then I woke up

And if you're wondering who he is:

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/MarkBallas.9.jpg

thats him ^ isn't he adorable

It happens to involve me in a Mario Kart game mixed in with that illusion stairway picture and endless access to shells.

'nuff said.

7/10 for you irish

Ohhh, this thread is perfect for me! My dreams are made of weird.
Well, let's see, there was this one in which the giant spiders from The Hobbit held me captive and discussed scrapbooking with me in their cockney accents; or the one where Shaun White and I battled the evil ballerina space monkeys... or the one where Hellboy left me to die after the vicious rabid squirrels attacked...
I'm not making these up. I swear.

Good dear lord in heaven....
I would fill this entire thread telling you. I don't have a "weirdest" because all of them are freaky equally.