The Funniest thing thats ever happened to you

Good one!

This one was actually told to me by the "victim".

He's this friend of mine that used to co-own a club. So after a really crazy night, staying awake and just keeping it going, He and his partner went out to this chinese resaurant for breakfast. He was really sleepy but kept on talking then all of a sudden he heard a very loud bang! Then he opened his eyes and everyone was staring at him. You won't believe he actually fell asleep and fell off his seat.

I wasn't there, but imagining it alone made me almost burst my spleen!

Hahaha thats great!

In relevence to what Wookie said, I was having a sleep over with my friend and I had had to sleep on my couch because I had a bad back incident. And I was havin this dream about a Christopher Coloumbus play, like I was Coloumbus and I was like sliding all around stage and hiding under this weird hatch thing, and it was pretty cool! And then I woke up and my friend was looking right at me and shes just like " You hit me." It was so funny! I felt really bad that I hit her when she tried to wake me up but the way she said it was halarious!

Last time I went to Walmart I shoved my willing little brother into a large, odious, plastic garbage can we were going to buy (don't worry, it was brand new and empty). And all he did was "squeeeeeeeeed!" and laughed.


I love my life ^-^

Haha it sounds awesome Nutty!

In relevence to Halloween, last year I went with my friend and a friend of hers and my friend kept runnin way ahead of us, and we were yellin after her "Stop running! Its pitch black, you're gonna hit something!" But being the optomist that she is she kept running. And shes like "I'm not going to hit anything guys, calm down!" And then she runs ahead again and suddenly we hear this huge crash and we look at each other like: and take off for the sound and we find my friend on the ground and it turns out she had run headlong into a fence

Ah, I remebered one this morning. We were on holiday earlier in the year, and staying in a caravan park. I was in the shower, and there was this guy a few cubicles down whistling Italian medley. Then he replaced the last note of the song with a really loud fart.

I'd thought it was my dad because he whistles and farts lots, and its exactly the kind of thing he'd do but when I got back to the caravan and asked him he said he hadn't even been in the shower.

xD Win! Epic win!

The day we were going to get our new car, me and my sister were fighting over who would get the front seat to it on the way home (it was a very heated debate believe it or not) and she was giving a very good argument and that was getting on my nerves because I knew I just lost. And so I go to blow a bubble in her face with the gum I was chewing on, but I didn't have it in my mouth enough so I accidently spit it out onto her sweatshirt, and she got all grossed out and threw it at me hoping it would get in my hair, but instead, when she threw it, it like hit my hand, bounced off and went right back into my mouth. It was so funny we both collasped on the floor laughing.

Really funny stories guys. Here's one that happened to me, and I think I've posted it before. It's rather embarrassing.

Okay, so I go to this after-school group class where you get children from 10 years up to 16. So, me and my friends roaming through the class talking and things, and then we just started pushing each other okay? Well, this went on for a bit and we were nearing the 6th graders, who were, unfortunately, all girls.

Well, I wasn't expecting a push, when both my friends got together and pushed me. I, for some, reason slipped over a puddle of water and then fell straight towards two 6th grade girls in front of me. But the thing is, I didn't go down directly. Instinctively, I grabbed on to the only thing I could. Yep, I grabbed the girl's skirt and I went down pulling the skirt also, straight DOWN.

Hmm Too many to tell and big enough space I can't really be arsed to fill. But the most recent embarrasing moment I have is getting so drunk, the other night, and waking up the next morning covered in fried chicken. My friend tells me that the kebab man gave me half off because I started to scare customers when I discovered I didn't have enough money to pay for the food. I can only imagine that I then passed out in the middle of my feast.
God I suck

Awww I'm sorry

Hm....

Lol, at my best friend's bat misvah and they were playing "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat" and her dad only knows the superman part of the dance, and he just fails his arms out and so whenever he said "Superman" in the song her dad would stand up in his chair and do his superman, but it was always like 10 seconds late! I had a video of it but it got lost

<- thats for you Mr. J!

-Irish