The Funniest thing thats ever happened to you

Hello there!

Its all very simple you see! Just tell about the funniest thing thats happened to you or it could've been a story you heard! It could've been today...12 years ago. Anything!

Mine is me and my friends were discussing the song "Shake it" by Metro Station and one of my friends suddenly looks up and is like "Ok I don't get it! Shake it, SHAKE WHAT!" and we all look at each other and my other friend is like "Uhh.. starts with an "a" ends with an "s" and the middle letter is "s"." And my friend pauses for a little and shes like "..sass?"

What about you guys?

Awww no one likes me

Hmmm...
Well, me and my friend were having a sleepover one night and we were looking up flair on Facebook. We came to one that showed a picture of a Reeses candy wrapper. When my friend saw that she started singing, "Reeses peanut butter cup. Mess with me I kick your butt!" I tried to chime in with her but instead I ended up saying, "Reeses peanut butter butt!" We couldn't stop laughing for almost five minutes XD

I still laugh whenever I think about that.

Hahaha thats pretty funny!

Another one is, last year I had this bright green water bottle that I used every day at lunch, and my friends always wanted to play with it, especially one friend who would always steal it. So one day I'm sitting at lunch and I'm already done and my water bottle is in my lunchbox and my friend doesn't see it. And so she picks up my lunch box and shes like "Where is it?" like throwing my lunch box over her head dramatically (and my lunch box was incredibly old and wouldn't close) so when she does that, my water bottle goes flying out across the table next to us and right by the head of a friend of mine and into the wall behind him. And the look on all of our faces was exactly the same:

We still laugh about it today and my friend who almost got hit is still scared of my water bottles in the hands of my bottle-obsessed friend

Wow, I wish I could have seen that!

At yet another sleepover, Me and three other friends were playing truth or dare. My friend chose dare, so we put some pink lipstick on a barstool and made her make out with it! Well, at least she'll have some experience when she gets a boyfriend.

Hahaha! Thats awesome!

Hm...Oh I got one! Haha I was at my friend's bar mitsvah, and we were all eating and listening to the music, and there were maybe 6 or 7 of us kids. And one of the guys looks up and hes like "Raise your hand if you're striaght!" And all of us raise our hand accept for the only other girl who was there besides me who hadn't been paying attention and she turns to see us all rasing our hands and shes like "what?" and my friend looks at her and hes like "Its ok, we accept it." It was halarious!

Well, there is a sort of carnival...very bootleg...every year at our school in October. Three years ago, I was sitting with a few of my friends and one of them started walking away, but I had to tell him something and he put headphones on. So, I started running down the hill to catch up with him and I lost my balance and fell flat on my face. That kid never turned around or anything...but two of my friends almost peed themselves from laughing so hard.


Worst part? They still laugh about it today along with people that weren't even there. Ha. But yeah, so far, that's been my funniest moment.

Hahaha thats halarious! It stinks they still laugh about it though. I have a lot of times like that.

One time, we were driving this place and I had fallen asleep in the car (and my dad told me this happened) and we were getting close to the place and my dad was tryin to wake me up without like crashing so, he was like "Bean! Beanie!! You gotta wake up!" but I was like dead and refused to wake up. So I had my head against the window and he goes around a corner and suddenly you hear "BANG, BA-BANG!" and then he goes over a bump "WHACK!". My head had been hitting the window with like ultimate force and I was still asleep

To make it even better, when we got to the place we were helpin these people and I was going really slow because I was tired and hadn't really woken up yet, and my sister was like "Oh my God! Move faster!" and my dad was like "Oh come on go easy on her she just woke up, it took a giant bump to get her up too!" and he walks away mumbling "over a bump...around a corner..." it was great

I was once involved in a car accident where my friend almost ran over one of those ladies that sweep the roads and gather the garbage. While she and the lady went to the hospital and police to report everything me and another friend had to wait with the ladies dust bin for the big truck to come and pick it up. The thing was, that we had to stop one. Try doing that on a national high way ) The first truck just weaseled after us, we lost our courage at the second and at the third I just jumped out waving my hands like a crazy person and the truck stopped. I ran to it, the man opened the door and I ranted out all that happened. As I finished and the man looked at me O_o he finally said: But we are not the garbage company! I stepped back and looked at the back of the truck and say that it was one of those truck that lift your car and take it away . I ran back to our car where my friend was rolling on the front seat apologizing for not calling to me sooner that it was the wrong truck.

Haha! Oh my God thats funny! Were the people alright?

Hm... oh! A couple years ago on my birthday we went out to Bugaboo Creek (sp?) to celebrate and my mom told them it was my birthday. And when they have a birthday they take out this moose puppet and sing happy birthday to you with it, and when they did that to me the dude who was holding it kept shoving it in my face (and mind you I was like 7 at the time) and I was getting really freaked out by it. So they finish singing and they're looking at me and they're like "Kiss the moose!" and I just looked at it like and the punched it really hard to get it out of my face

Ever since I hate it when people sing to me in restuarants on my birthday...hope it doesnt happen today...

That's great. Punching a moose.

My close friend just got a car and we had a huge plan this afternoon and she was going to take me somewhere. Well, I hadn't seen the car yet so when I get in the passenger's side, I look over and her seat is straight up and as close to the steering wheel as it could get. (mind you, the girl isn't even five feet tall) and the entire time she gets in the car, I can't stop laughing. I mean, it was so. close.

Maybe that wasn't all that funny, more like a you-had-to-be-there kind of things. But it made my day.

Haha!

I was fighthing with my sister one morning, and we were spatting back and forth and she said something, and I was pondering a comeback in my head and I accidently said like half of it out loud so it was all quiet for a second and then you hear "Well you're a."

Congrats Irish!!! You got posts!!! I've been trying to remember with a funny situation but nothing came to mind. Except now.

A wile ago the AC in my room was getting fixed so I had to sleep with my sister in her room. Well that not I had a dream that I was this Kung Fu master and I was beating everybody up. So yeah when I woke up the next morning I looked at my sister and she was clutching to her stomach. I asked her what happened and she told me that I kicked her in the gut while I was sleeping. It was such a fun night...

I know kindda pathetic but... It was pretty funny!

My whole life is pretty much a big fluffy ball of laughter and Total Dork Moments...


But on Fridays at my school we have DEAR (drop everything and read). Last week, me and Sammy (PuffSammy) and Ranna (GreenEyedLovely) were all sitting on the floor, right next to the table that Reddy (RedBird) was sitting at, and I had on these aviator shades that the lenses had popped out of, and was watching Reddy like he was an animal. I was doing commentary in a British adventurer voice, and kept talking about myself in third person, calling my self the Safari Junglah. we all thought it was hilarious, especially when Reddy pulled his "playboy practice pose", which is where he bit his pinky and cocked his head to the side. Oh my god, we were laughing so hard! And the best part is, he didn't notice us until half an hour later.

Hahaha for both of you guys thats awesome! And I have DEAR too, the most boring thing in the entire world.

Hm... so the other day we were touring a technical high school that we could go to next year and we were walking down the hall and me and my friend (twilightzoner85) were at the back of our group and suddenly we hear whistling behind us and we turn around and there are 3 high school guys who are looking at us and they're like "Hey Girls! Rawr!" And then me and my friend turn around and like look at each other like "Holy Poop RUN!" but we couldn't, so like we get out of the hall and we burst into laughter. And everyones like "What is your problem?" and we're like "3 guys just whistled at us!" And my other friend Meganilo (Nutmeg) was like to me " Dude your face is REALLY red!" And the best part was that this was in front of a) our tour guide and b) my friend's ELA teacher

Thats probably a "you had to be there" thing