What would your characters do?

This is a similar activity to the What Would You Do?
but ..
You answer in role of your character XD
And then ask another question.
If you can't really answer it for some reason, say why not in role.
So .. i'll start.

"What would you do if you suddenly became famous?"

"I guess I already am - in a bad way!" -Kevin

What would you do if someone told you that you had to save the world?

"I seem to get that one a lot."

-Jake Farrel from my novel Calling in the Deep

No question? Come on man. Quid pro quo.

If someone offered you one of five wrapped gifts; a tiny box, a small box, a large box, a round box, or a triangular box.

"The large box, of course! Bigger is always better. Take my muscles for instance..." - Jimmy D, proudly displaying his 5 cm bicep



What would you do if you had the chance to go to the moon?

"I would go, but only if I had some food with me. We all know how badly that ended when I didn't eat. Whatever the moon is lame anyway..."-Stawrm says with a sneer.

What would you do if you had to pick between eating 5 rats or eating your pet?

"I suppose the rats are the unsanitary option - and Lionel is coming to an end in his life. So I am sure Lionel would understand - seeing as you're forcing me to eat him..."
- Montgomery Clare

- Who would you have murdered, an annoying relative - or a random person who you will never meet? -

"More likely some random invading the master's territory!" Tugga, a beagle.

What would you do if you came home and saw your house in ashes?

Conjure up a new one. - Merenor

What would you do if you you came to a fork in the road and someone told you the left path was quicker, but the right path looked better?

I would use my nose, and smell which was tastier - Tugga (dog)

What would you do if you were being followed by armed men?

James-Probably I would bash their heads in after I gave them a right good shock of lightning

If you were trapped in a space ship that ran out of power, and was low on oxygen, what would you do?

"Spaceships? Nonsense, young boy! Stop reaching for the stars or your arms will get tired!"
- Tiberius Black

"What would you do if your best friend tried to kiss you?"

Smell her a bit, then decide whether to lick her back. - Tugga, a dog.

What would your characters do if a midget threw a pie and it hit them in the face?

I wouldn't be happy, that's for sure. What a waste of pie. - Anna
Laugh. 'Cause...what else /can/ you do but laugh when something like that happens? - Tom
Eat what's left of the pie. - Joe.

What would your characters do if a puppy followed them home?

Hmm... to be truthful probably kill. Don't look at me that way. My control still isn't that good.-Asha

What would you do if everytime you walked you farted and it smelled like cookies?