You Need Prophylactics

And I'm here to hand them out.

Friend of Jetpack's, 'spose. At least, she's my friendly banter pal over MSN. She's told me the rules, so no need to unleash your precious, precious time on me. 2:1 ratio, none of the illicit, no plagiarism. Yada yada. Usual contamination.

I like to venture into both prose and poetry, prose to read, poetry to write. Critique both. Enjoy adult fiction, not that viral charade from Meyer and the followers. Not like it was anything to ruin in the first place, teen fic. crucified itself before it existed. Of course, that's matter of opinion.

And taste.

Smell the air, afflictions.

What do you mean, friendly banter pal? You've managed to make me sound like your drinking buddy. Welcome to YWS. Are you sure you don't want me to go over the rules again? Just to make sure? Maybe I can colour code them this time? No?

Hey Critical Crescendo, welcome to YWS!

Love the avatar, I just want to point that out.
So I'm assuming you already know about the Groups and everything because of Jetpack so I'm just going to skip to my favorite part of this welcome stuff which is the really, really hard questions.
Are you ready?
What kind of music do you listen to? If you could meet one author and talk/hang out with them for an hour and ask them anything you wanted, who would you meet? If you were a shoe, what kind of shoe would you be and why? What's your favorite kind of soup? If you could have any superpower, what would you choose and why?

I hope you have a great time here, and if you have any questions or need anything, feel free to PM me!

-Carly

Hi there!
I'm Kamas as the profile says.

Since you seem to know the rules *stares* I'll quiz you now!

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Okay I got nothing. You pass! ^_^ A++++
I'm a poet too! Yay! I can't wait to read what you have to offer to this marvelous site.
PM me for anything.

~Kamas

Hey Crit (if you don't mind me calling you that) and welcome to the lovely YWS!

So what do you like doing in your free time? Anything fun? Besides writing... Do you like to type or handwrite things? What's your favorite character? What's your favorite book?

'Kay, sorry I'm a bit rusty on my greetings. If you have a question don't be afraid to PM me. ^^

Hiyas!

Welcome to YWS, Critical Cresendo. ^-^ It's wonderful to meet you.

I guess I'll skip past all the rules and just move onto some questions. Hope that's all right with you.

~ If you could meet anyone from the past, present, or literary world, who would you choose?
~ What car would you describe yourself as and why?
~ What is your favorite thing about writing?

If you need anything, please PM me.

Smiles!
~Mira

Hey there, Critical Crescendo ^^ Cool username, btw I'm Shina, one of the instructor-greeters here on YWS. It is both my job and my pleasure to greet the newbs here on YWS!

So... Welcome!

You joined just in time for the YWS Grand Re-Opening. You lucky duck We have everything from monkey spottings, poetry contest with REAL prizes, and other amazingly amazing competitions.

You seem to know the rules, so I'll cover a few things that I think are important xD

1. Look around you. What do you see? A writing site where you can express yourself, be who you want to be, and improve. Take advantage of it. It's free. Give and take, and that's how it works.

2. Don't fear criticism. Without criticism, we'd never be able to improve. The members here are just giving you their honest opinion. Don't counter their reviews with excuses. Take it like writer! Be tough!

3. Spot the blue monkey tomorrow and win an amazon gift card.

That seems to be it for me xD Later later, Crescendo!

-Shina