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Killer Paper Pile

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You who are in college know what I speak of. Perhaps even some high schoolers...

Currently I have 2'*4'*8" foot section of floor covered in old papers that I might need for future reference especially for midterms and finals.

Some statistics.

The amount of paper is over 100 sheets.

There are at least four different subjects to sort through.

75% of the junk in Griffinkeeper's room is paper based.

Not all trees are "Oak".

I guess I've stalled long enough.

Alright, let me go through the checklist.

  1. Body Armor Status= :thumb:
  2. Flamethrower= :thumb:
  3. Manilla Folders= :thumb:
  4. Fireproof Last Will and Testament= :thumb:


Alright. Off I go. Wish me luck.
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CHARGE!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Sounds of Battle drown out Griffin's screaming.*
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*sounds the trumpets*
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

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You're still missing the molotov cocktails.
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What? No guns?

*Grabs miniaturized travel-armory, and brings it back to normal size*

C'MON BOYS! GRAB A GUN!

*grabs IMI Galil AR2, locks and loads*
LETS DO IT!!!!!!
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We should also bring out the virgin martinis...

*gets out the olives*
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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Screw Martinis. LETS DO SHOTS!
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

!Hasta la victoria siempre! (Always, until Victory!)
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*takes out shotgun*

Oh yeah, baby...
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

Moth and Myth <- My comic! :D




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*Radio Crackeles*

"I've broken *static* the lines. Resistance *explosion* fierce. Three more categories *static* came from nowhere. Send reinforcements" (rest of transmission is garbled)
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