I have driven cars, stick shift trucks, boats, jet skiis, trains, and helicopters, ect. My drivers license as a result has all sorts of marks on it listing all the things I can legally drive (yes you can merge licenses you have together on your drivers license if you want). Which is a wonderful conversation starter when places ask for my ID.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
The only food that I really hate and just can't eat unless it's literally the only thing left and they'll never be anything else, is soft corn tortillas.
I walked into things all the time and thus my hips are pretty much always bruised (The darn stove always gets me). But I bruise pretty easily anyway haha.
I can stick my right shoulder blade out. My left one can stick out a little too. If I've been running for a while, my shoulders start to ache around the collar bone area. I have no idea why or whether these two things are connected.
I pop my shoulders out/in (not really sure which) every morning when I wake up. It's kind of like a ritual.
"They think I'm still a child. The fools. Alexander was a child when he ruined his first nation." —Darrow from the Red Rising trilogy by Pierce Brown<3
When I stretch my left leg and wriggle my toes, my ankle sounds like it swallowed popping candies and it feels like the small bones in there are doing a merry dance.
Always and Never are two words to always remember never to use.
