The Completely Awesome Battle

WELCOME BACK, MOO!!! its been a long time...miss you!


how was your trip at crete?

I’m laughing rather hard to be honest. You got all this from two characters fighting over a salt shaker.

"Um, we have the same mother," Grif pointed out.

"DO NOT SPEAK IN LOWERCASE LETTERS TO ME," Snoink shouted.

One of my favourite lines

"WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?" cried Snoink. "DID WE END ON AN ANTICLIMATIC NOTE?"

"YES, YES WE DID," Grif said. "THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE, I WAS THROWN INTO A COW."

"BUT WHAT HAPPENED?" cried Snoink. "SURELY SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED OTHER THAN THAT! ENDING WITH A COW IS A BIT... LAME."

"WELL, THE COW BROUGHT THE DRAGON SO THAT EVERYBODY WAS DEAD."

"EVERYBODY?"

"YES, AND THEN WE PLAYED TWISTER."

"THAT'S LAME."

"YOUR FACE IS LAME!"

And then Snoink threw him into a...

a vat of chemicals! There was a giant hiss of steam as Grif was enveloped by the bubbles.

Bubbles! Grif was... MELTING!

He started saying, "I'm melting! I'm melting!"

Then the Wicked Witch of the West was like, "No you foomanshooz, you can't steal my line." So she bopped Grif on the head.

And then Snoink, in a fit of chemical geekiness, started randomly spraying water everywhere, calling out the battle cry: "TO DECREASE THE MOLARITY, ADD DISTILLED WATER."

But Grif ended up dying anyway. In bubbles. Because bubbles are awesome.

Snoink looked on happily as bubbles were floating across.

"BEHOLD! GROW MY BUBBLE ARMY. GROW! PULL IN THOSE FILMS AND REDUCE YOUR SURFACE TENSION."