To the tune of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
Alright stop, collaborate and listen:
All hail Nate for his great invention!
Something keeps us chained to our laptops
Postin' all day like there ain't no truant cops
Will it ever stop? Man I don't know
Take out the server there's another one, yo
We rock our keyboards like there ain't no other
Responsibilities, people, father or mother
Turn off the power we got our pencils
We don't live on nothing but yoghurt and lentils!
Poetry, prose, scripts, nonfic
We got it all, so take yo' pick
Daily, the new chat is rocking
With everyone teasing and playing and mocking
Each other, 'cause we tight like that
And we're all really jealous of Dono's hat
Love it or leave it, cause YWS is the best
We only love the noobs who don't be pests
But if there's a problem Big Brother will solve it
Check out a book while Bartemius revolves it
write, write baby
write, write baby
write, write baby
write, write baby
Now the new chat is jumping
Instead of unceremoniously dumping
Members out and there's no more lag
Even the orange mod'rators ain't no hags
Sam, Suz, Imp, Grif, Ari, Via, Alt
You know everybody loves y'all.
Now a shoutout to those in red
Jack, Bek, Nate, the society you've led
Into brilliance, yo, and those in dark green
Man you guys are like a well-oiled machine
Now the J-Mods just got some new additions
They definitely hotter than nuclear fission
And us Purps, you know we're here to help
We do our thing when the work screams "yelp!"
Don't underestimate the blue greeters
They can welcome those noobs by the effin' liter
And the fantastic black members, yo we got a lot
But they's all individual, and totally hot.
The site keeps me on my computer
Tryna distinguish between Dreamy and Demeter
Scrolling through the articles in the K-Base
Losing to June in a critiquing race
And if there's a problem Big Brother'll solve it
Yo check out a book while Bartemius revolves it
write, write baby
write, write baby
write, write baby
write, write baby
Hey man, you're a lyrical poet
We got that forum in case you didn't know it
Post your work after you got two reviews
We can tell you what's wrong, nice but true.
We are together an army of writers
Against bad dialogue we're all fighters!
Don't go bowling if you want to win
Cause Jack will beat you in two seconds
If you're bored we got a plot generator
Don't stuff your first draft down the incinerator!
On YWS we live in harmony
Even Purps vs Blues is totally friendly
We got Adna and Connie, cuter than pie
We got blogs where you can laugh or cry
Which you will do if you try NaNo
It's killer, you'll be dying in November, yo
but if there's a problem Big Brother'll solve it
Check out a book while Bartemius revolves it
write, write baby Shakespeare
write, write baby (oh-oh!) Jack London
write, write baby T.S. Eliot
write, write baby Dr. Seuss
Yo, we're getting creative in here
I gotta have paper and pencil near
write, write baby too many ideas
write, write baby oh muse oh muse
write, write baby oh muse oh muse
write, write baby
