Random Nonsense Insult Match!

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Hey all the random people :smt003
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I was into Redwall. :D Redwall was probably the coolest series of books for me in that time period. Despite this, I don't remember much about it now. But one thing i do remember is the insult matches! Talking rabbits would stand on tables, point fingers at eachother, and compete to call eachother hilarious nonsense names! Whoever made up the most spontaniously creative, bizzare, and far-out insults would win!
Example: You hog-swigging, barn-badgering, quintisentially coop-conning quack!!!
So... lets begin, shall we? The only rule is: Stick to the "G" rating, this is a game, not a chance to put other ppl down.
And... embrace your inner rabbit!!!

Massively Malachi,
Drad
(BTW I'm a newbie so my profile is blank as an empty notebook as of now; I'l do something about that ASAP. But my dial-up won't let me upload an avvy... :( )




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You bubbling bucket of bolts!


I actually can't take the credit for that one; kudos to my dad, who got it from a movie of some sorts...




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(Noun + alliterating verb) X 3 + random word = insult. :D You battery-burning salad-swinging poem-plastering breathmint!
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You moaning smelly carcass of a giant Swedish meatball
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