Monday
9:33
Last week I met the angel of hotness(high point of my entire life). I haven't written in here for like four days or something because I've been doing some research. I've been doing research on the angel of hotness and his gang. Some people might phrase it as 'stalking' or being 'obsessive' but to those people I say bah humbug! Anyway, this is what I know so far
1) He's hot(well, duh!).
2) His full name is Danny Jay Poynter.
3) Harry and him are step brothers.
4) They've just moved to London from Wales.
5) They'll be going to my school after the Easter holidays!!!
6) He's hot(that needs repeating).
7) Harry and Danny are both sixteen.
I haven't got a chance in becoming Danny's girlfriend.
Why does love have to be so cruel? Danny will never want to go out with a saddo like me. The second he sees Ashley Ackers he'll go running towards her like every single boy in humanity does. I'm not absolutely buzzing, but I'm nowhere near as good as Ashley. I am living proof of the fact that if you have blond hair, it doesn't make you instantly fit. I guess I should look on the bright side. At least I'm naturally blond, unlike the slag of the century. The other problem is that I'm younger than Danny. He's sixteen and I'm fourteen. I'm going to be fifteen in two months, but I'll still be younger than him. Oh cruel life. If I was thirteen and he was fifteen it would be different. But because he's sixteen it makes everything different. Sixteen is an important age and when there's people younger than you when your sixteen it's like so not right if you go out with them. Sixteen is when you become a woman(or a man). A woman/man can't go out with a child!
10:13
I am going to become mature. That way Danny will hopefully see how amazingly mature I am for my age and fancy me. I'm pretty mature already. Sort of...
3:02
I have begun to read the dictionary. My mum says that it makes you more intelligent and mature. She says that every day you have to pick a word and learn what that word means. During the day you have to use that wod as often as you can, and that apparently extends your vocabulary. Wow. That's a really sad thing to do. Anyway I tried that and used the word obtuse. It means stupid. The perfect word to describe my brother! I wonder how many words there are for gay...
3:14
Homosexual is the only one. It says light hearted and carefree as well but they're pretty shit. The only other one is brightly coloured. How the hell is that anything to do with gay?
3:42
I'm bored of reading the dictionary now. The almighty just came in and said the rudest thing to me.
"Wow Tory, I think I'm going to faint! Is that a book you're holding!?" He laughed.
"Yes father. In fact it is a dictionary. I am a very mature young lady and making jokes about the way I spend my free time is definitely not a mature thing for you to do." I sniffed.
The almighty just laughed at me and left the living room. I might ring childline. The way my parents speak to me could mentally scar me for the rest of my life. I could end up alone with twenty two cats and a three legged hamster. I say three legged because I would have the cat with rabies as one of my pets and it would most likely attack the hamster. I could have a hamster with rabies! I could even have a whole army of rabid animals!
5:55
At first I was planning on living like a hermit but unfortunately the trail mix I made was disgusting. Bread and nuts is not a good combination. Plan B is in action! I'm going to turn into Danny's dream girl. The only downside to him though is that he likes my brothers band. There wouldn't be anything wrong with that if my brother's band weren't shit but they are. Really shit. All they do is scream. I listened to them once. I haven't had a full nights sleep since...
April 14th
11:12
Tuesday
Oh my god! I had the freakiest dream last night! I was living in the world of candy! That would normally
be a nice, happy dream but there was a dark twist. I was drinking out of the coco river when Claire came towards me riding a giant gummy bear! Behind her were a load of mini gummy bears. They were all covered in blood and had red eyes. I turned around to run when suddenly Danny was stood beside me. He smiled at me and then he suddenly turned into a gummy bear! I need to stop drinking coke before I go to bed. Anyway, I feel a lot more mature now than I did yesterday. The dictionary thing must be working! My mum's calling me. I'll be right back.
11:30
Wahoooooo! The top I ordered off the internet has arrived to the nut house at last! Some welsh guy delivered it(he was fit. All Welsh people must be hot. I mean look at Danny!).I think he may have gotten freaked out when my mum answered the door. Probably because she was wearing her jeans and bra. Yes. This a normal happening in my house/mental institution. Anyway, I ordered a blue bat-wing top from boohoo.com.
12:02
Why, oh why? Guess what? The top doesn't fit me! I paid fifteen quid for that! I am going to sue that welsh boy. It would make more sense if I sued boohoo though wouldn't it? I wouldn't want to sue the welsh boy anyway, he's too hot.
4:43
I've written another poem! I could take poem writing up as a career. I could put all my poems out on display and everyone could tell me how good they are! I would be known as Tory Leigh Michaels, the amazing poem writer! Here it is!
I like boys who are older than me
I order tops from the internet
But if only I could see
That an extra large is what I get
When I buy clothes off the internet
My neighbours cat has rabies
I fancy guys from Wales
I hope the cat doesn't have babies
Especially if they go to Wales.
I couldn't think of another word that rhymes with Wales.
4:56
Poet, not poem writer. I'm an idiot.
