Everyone Loves George!

Everyone loves George is written in front of a live studio cat.

Cat : Damn straight

*Opening theme*

Singing : His name is George and he's a thing, yeah yeah woohoo he's a thing!

Narrator : One day George was sitting in his drawer...doing nothing

George : And I'm not bloody starting now!

(Canned Laughter)

Narrator : Oh George, you are a lazy little thing

(Canned laughter)

George : Well you are an omnipresent bum face

Narrator : One day George was smelling of dog wee

George : I am not!

Narrator : One day George messed himself...four times

George : Thats not true and i have the papers to prove it!

Narrator: I have the papers to prove your mum!

(Crowd "Oooooooh!")

George : That's not big and it's not clever

Narrator : That's what SHE said!

(Canned Laughter)

George : I will burn your face, don't think i won't

Narrator : Yeah sure, BUMFACE!

George : That's it...I'm burning your house down

*George runs off stage and there is silence*

Narrator : Jokes on him folks, i live in a box!

(Canned Laughter)

*George Returns*

George : I burnt your box down...

Narrator : WHAT?! that was my favourite one, my cat was in there!

George : Are cats flammable?

Narrator : Yeah sort of

George : Well it's burnt then

Hey, Arcaus.

First of all, please rate this work PG-13 or R. Not only does it have some language (yes. "damn" is considered language), it has some sexual references as well.

Also, the Other Fiction section is for prose. This is a script. You can ask a moderator to move it to the script section if you'd like.

Hmm, I'm very wary of giving grammar-picky reviews on scripts. Would you like a grammar review? I see many errors with commas and periods. Even if it is a script, it is important to have good grammar. This is a writing site after all. Also, remember to always capitalize your I's!

If you want a quick overall, uhm, I didn't quite understand the point of this. So there is a man named George who sits in a drawer? You never really explained why he was in the drawer, so the whole time I was reading I was imagining a one-inch tall man sitting in a drawer.

Then I got the to the part about George smelling like "dog wee." It was a bit vulgar for my taste. It would have been okay if it was vulgar and funny, but this just seemed like potty humour.

So is this a stand alone piece, or are you going to elaborate on it?

Sorry to be so harsh.

Hope this helped,
Sakura

I understand the reveiw...but unfortunately this is a mickey take, a hoo-haa, a sack of silly and i did not really expect a reveiw, but i like it anyway.

Dog wee is funny, ask anyone!

George lives in a drawer, and he likes it (Katie Perry!!!)

The "Potty Humour" is awsome, i actually think that the entire english language should be replaced with fragments of the word "Dump" and "I did a"

The Studio cat will not be sorting YOUR christmas cards this year i can tell you

Arcaus