When life gives you lemons... (a philosophy challenge)

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
-Einstein

When life gives you lemons add salt and tequila. You're going to die soon anyway.

When life gives you lemons, press them in your enemies' eyes.

The more you sweat in practice the less you bleed in battle.(Not mine.)

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade...but when life gives you prunes, you make a big doopy. (Sorry if that offends anyone...my friends and I wrote a song with that)
Man who lives in glass house should not marry opera singer.

When life gives you oranges, go and steal someone else's lemons.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. What does kill you makes you dead.

When life gives you lemons, quote Cave Johnson.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

If life gives you lemons,. . . throw the lemons at life's face until it gives you chocolate ^u^

When life gives you lemons, you can eat all the garlic you want.

When life gives you lemons, take a shotgun and teach life a lesson.

When life gives you lemons, say you ordered a double espresso and sue life for a million bucks. (Hey, it happens in the US!)

Success is extremely relative. To me, success would be taking my dog for a walk without it seeming the other way 'round.

It's funny how people don't praise you much during your lifetime, but literally worship you once you're dead. Look at Albert Einstein or Mozart and you'll see what I mean.

Knowledge is knowing that you might die any day. Wisdom is living like you might die any day.

Play like you're the best. Practice like you're the second-best.