When life gives you lemons... (a philosophy challenge)

1.When life gives you lemons, make lemonade (but make sure that have your own sugar water first)

2.When life gives you lemons, don't try to make hot chocolate.

3.When life gives you lemons, If you're smart, you'll make Citric Batteries.

4.if you can't beat em', join em' (and then betray them )

5. children are innocent ( because you can only trust someone as far as you can throw them)

XD

Made me laugh. Love the second one the best.

Dreamer wrote:XD

Made me laugh. Love the second one the best.

come on!!! i know you know some this is open for everyone to post some wit/wisdom thay don't have to be jokes.

1. When life gives you lemons, ask for orange juice.

2. When life gives you lemons, be sure to ask for sugar.

3. If at first you don't succeed, take a wild guess.

4. That which does not kill me tends to postpone the inevitable.

That was fun.

~Sunny

Monument Soul wrote:

Dreamer wrote:XD

Made me laugh. Love the second one the best.

come on!!! i know you know some this is open for everyone to post some wit/wisdom thay don't have to be jokes.

Ahhh... you wanted us to take a knack at it too? I'll give my favorite then.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then go find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party."

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at passersby and have a laugh."

Nutty wrote:"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at passersby and have a laugh."

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, ask for watermelons ( They sell at a higher price! )


P.S. I know that was.. um.. lame, but yeah..

A journey of a thousand miles works best when you have lots of Frequent Flier miles.

Don't cry over spilt milk. Throw a humongous tantrum until someone buys some more. Especially if it's chocolate. Chocolate milk is good.

When life gives you lemons, hand them to Jacob Jinglehimer Schmit.

xD I don't know.

It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. You learn where to buy the cheap Valentine gifts.

Dance as if nobody's watching because nobody will be watching.

What goes around comes around. Geez, what a copout on the boomerang.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold. Actually, scratch that. Keep the richest one.

When you see an old lady fall, help her. She might be your next girlfriend's grandmother.

Don't hesitate to grab the first slice of pizza; times are rough.

Go to college. You'll build up tolerance for alcohol.

Networking: research for the lazy.

iPod or iPhone--The modern philosophical conundrum.

Ethnicity column in a survey--Today's deep existential inquiry.

Political correctness: The Great Inquisition revisited.


I wrote these right now, but I am sure I have been afflicted by some case of cryptonesia. Regardless, I enjoyed the lemon ones very much.

Don't cry over spilled milk, it with wash out. Just cry over spilled grape juice instead.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're a pig.

When life gives you limes say you wanted lemons insisted and ask for a refund.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and *B-slap* life in the face.
When life gives you lemons, don't eat them.
When life gives you lemons, you better have a juicer.
When life gives you lemons, take the seeds out and make a tree.
When life gives you lemons, suck em' inside out.


That's all I've got. (For now.)


---Jon---

they don't have to be lemon quips

Philosophy: The rant of those who think they're the opposite of dumb.

That's all that really comes to mind, sadly...