Would you rather...?

Tarantulas thankyouverymuch.
Spiders don't really scare me.
All old people eat is like creamed corn and gross stuff like that.
*shivers*

WYR: have your teeth embarassingly white for a month or get a really really bad haircut and have that for a month?

teeth

WYR: swim in a bat of lard or eat an elephant's testicle

Still bored sooo...Boltageman, I think you meant bath, not bat...but anyway...I'd pick the bath of lard because that other one's just gross! (Remember, try to keep it clean people, please? *begs*) Anyway, would you rather be tied to a chair watching your least favorite movie, or be tied to the same chair watching something like Barney all day?...Just much, much worse...Mwahahahahaaa!

I don't really know what Barney is, so...
I'll choose the movies.

WYR: knowing someone you loved and died wasn't there (like in ghost) or knowing it was there but having no way to interact?

I would rather know someone I loved who died
wasn't there as a ghost because then I know they're at peace.

WYR: save the person you love from a burning building (he/she does not love you back) or save
the person that loves you (you don't love he/she back)?