"Oh hey Seth" through my first long year he had been my only regular customer, although all he ever order was the italian special. Pizza, pasta and ice cream. "Oh i see you've met MASON that stands for Male Automated Servicer and Organic Nutrino. Let me guess Italian Special?"
"Just because I'm italian doesn't mean i want italian food all the time!"
"So what do you want to eat?"
"I'll have...the italian special"
"argh!" I sighed as I walked away, followed by the two MASONs.
" 'R you good?" asked the hulking figure of Mr Wink the bars enourmous cavern troll bouncer.
"I'm better than good, Mr Wink, I'm Italian!" Seth replied.
"That nice" he smiled "Looky me gots a new pointy stick. Me break last one on little green mans head." Seth look at me questioningly.
"Some little green guy tried to sell me time shares in apple mac. When i said no he started waving at me and saying These are the time shares you are looking for."
"Yoda again?" Seth asked rolling his eyes.
"Yep i can't get rid of the little green b*****d." With that the MASONs promptly reappeared from the furnaces, i mean kitchens with seths Italian Special complete with flag.
"Hey, there's an Irish flag in my dinner!" Seth yelled.
