Worst teacher ever

Just recently my Malay teacher changed to a new, practical training teacher. This short, young guy who can't control our class.

The worse part is that he seems to keep talking to girls. I'm not being self-conscious or whatever it is you call it in English, but seriously, he seems to try to hit on us. It's scary.

When he passes any of us Chinese girls in the hallway, he stares at us and smiles. Unlike the other teachers who don't concentrate on the students, but rather where their going.

I want my old teacher back.

My theater teacher this year. She's fun and a good person, but she can't direct theater. Or write.

See, our first play was an ancient Egyptian transfer of power - I managed to snag the staring role of the new king - most likely because there were 5 guys in the class and nobody else wanted it, thanks to an enormous monologue. Plus, our auditions were just essays - I naturally had an edge. Thing is, she apparently translated it from ancient text, then did another translation from Shakespeare-like English to today's English.

I seriously doubt that she really did that second revision. The dialogue was terrible, and it had words like "dieth" in it. Plus, it had no plot whatsoever. The "plot" consisted of a king having a flashback, then dieing. Next, the queen and the son mourn. Then there's a coronation ceremony.

Conflict? What conflict?

Now, we're doing "The Tempest" - thankfully, she didn't even try to translate it. We're doing the original.

For THIS play, we actually had to act in our audition. No essays.

I memorized the monologue, then got up there and nailed it - everybody said I'd be great in the starring role of Prospero.

Then, she did the casting. I got the part of the SHIPMASTER. I'd like to remind you that she was constantly complaining about there not being enough guys...so she puts me in a gender neutral role! GENIOUS!

On top of that, this part has ONE LINE. It's not even that long. What is with this woman?

I'm sure if Incognito read this, she'd agree. So we have this teacher at our small school. She's getting a bit old, but Incognito and I are like her favourites. She doesn't often get mad at us.

She is the worst teacher because she gives too much homework, and if you don't hand in a form, or get a test signed by the next day, you go to "homework club" which is detention basically.

She needs to retire. That's why she's the worst. And if you can last a whole class without yawning, I congratulate you. And she doesn't even catch you if your cheating on a test. Incognito would know that well.

LaReina!