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"If you think a little kiss is going to make me forgive you for falling off that ladder onto me bringing two paint pails down with you, your sadly mistaken." He replied as he wiped a little paint off her nose only smearing it more. "Just cause your falling head over heels in love with me doesn't mean you have to do that litterly."

"Aww, arrogence, is going to get you into a lot of misery one day. And no, I don't love you." she said truthfully, "I care about you, there's a difference and I don't wear heels. Plus, your not a good kisser." she said smiling, baiting him.

She was more than satisfied when his jaw almost fell to the floor and he fell on his ass.

She laughed to herself, poor unfortunate soul, and now their law was black and white.

Tyrel frowned and laughed. "You kiss like one of your drag queens." He replied. "And you screw worse." He let her chew on that while he turned and walked to his office, it was a room he had added on after fighting with her. He pulled out some blue prints and waited for the thunderstorm.

She wanted to smile, they'd been married for two months, she knew better than to raise to his bait. She rolled her eyes, then got into the shower, washing the black and white off herself. She would have brought him with her, but after that remark, she didn't think she wanted to, let him suffer for a little while. When she got out of the shower, he was still in his office. He was acting like a little kid when his parents fought.

She opened the door not bothering to knock. "If your waiting for the bomb, it's over." She said.

He looked up at her.

"Oh, and by the way... looks like the only thing you'll be screwing is either the dog, or yourself. I'm booked, sorry." she said and shut the door, going to their room to get dressed.

TYrel laughed. He walked out of his den and to the bathroom climbing in and cleaning of then drying off and walking into the room getting dressed.

"Suit yourself." He replied as he pulled a pair of jeans on and then one of his work shirts. "Oh, by the way. I'm heading off to work." He whistled for Belle and then headed tot he door.

She raised an eyebrow towards him. "Fine." she said.

"Fine." he laughed.

"If you don't mind, I'm just gonna you know, invite some guys over, we're going to have a fifteen hooker gang bang and I'll be licking peanut butter off their body, so have fun at work." she said.

He stoped and stared at her, he looked liked he wasn't sure if she was kididng or serious.

Tyrel blinked, once, twice. "O-ok. You have fun with that." He said turning and leaving. She had to be joking. That sounded so stupid anyways. He shook his head as he climbed in his truck after Belle jumped in and then drove to the work site.

She was kidding, right? He shook the htought of her head. SHe wasn't that slutty.

Of course Katy was joking, she loved the way he looked when he was unsure, when she saw his tuck drive away, she started cracking up. Oh, she felt so bad how she tormented him. She went into their closet, which was big enough to be a bedroom, she went through all her clothes, and made a sound. Then she bit her lip and then headed back out into the bedroom, nothing to do, they didn't watch TV and the internet was nothing special.


**blah**

After working for the rest of the day trying to forget what she'd said he started driving back. Not that he would even admit it to himself he loved her. And the thought of even her suggesting she would do that. He growled and Belle sat up looking at him surprised. They pulled into the driveway and he got out walking through the front door throwing his box of tools down and wlakign to the dinning room grabbing a cup and getting some water.

Katy had fallen asleep on the bed, when Tyrel entered the room. He pulled up the blankets and got in, Katy moaned as he got in, she could no longer be on both sides of the bed.

"Go take a shower." she commanded.

"I just took one before I headed off to work," he said.

"You just got back from work, I'm NOT sleeping in the same bed as you when your all sweaty." She turned to glare at him.

"Hmm." he said scooting closer to her.

"What hmm?" she asked still glaring.

He wrapped an arm around her putting his chest to her back. "That didn't bother you LAST night." he smirked.

Her eyes widened. She opened her mouth to say something but then she shut it.

"NOW you have nothing to say." He kissed her on the mouth with a wink, she kissed him back.

Tyrel smiled when they pulled apart and she sniffed teh air.

"You smell." She groaned.

"Fine, fine, I'll get a shower." he growled getting up and getting in the shower then pulling his boxers on and getting back in the bed streching out and smiling when seh growled at him for nearly pushing her off the bed. "What's wrong princess?" He laughed.

He was starting to infuriate her! He was so cocky! She pushed him back, resulting in him falling off the bed, hitting his head against the night stand.

"Damn it, Katy!" he shouted.

She just smiled.

He got up and climbed back in the bed. He pulled her in a bear hug and didn't let her go knowing it was hurting her just a tad.

"Goodnight." he growled.

*tears*

The morning sunlight slashed at her eyes. She groaned and rolled over onto her back, she looked over at her loving hubby and rolled her eyes, he was all over the bed. Snorning, loudly. He was on his stomach and his arm was wrapped around her, as always. She got up, falling to her knees when she got out of bed.

Tyrel woke up to a thump and he groaned looking over at her.

"What did you do that for?" He asked covering his eyes from the sun.

"I didn't mean to." She hissed.

"i'd hope not." He yawned and sat up. "What time is it?"