The Sims and You

*giggles*

Oh, the Sims. I have all of the first edition and all of the Sims 2. Love it. Pretty much a Sims pro. *lame*

Methinks, if you have Sims 2, you should use "maxmotives" I think is the code... it keeps all their needs green except for their environment. And "motivedecay" if you want to to stay green forever. xD It makes playing a lot more fun.

Heheheh, and then there's the code that enables you to pick up people. I pick up random strangers walking by my house and drop them into a room with nothing but a sink. And watch them die... *evil* I just love it when the ghosties come out at night! I also love to make zombie people. They're amazing. Heh.

Anywhoo, this is amazing. Pretty much word for word Sims. I love it.

-Holly

LOL. That was just... awesome.

It totally describes the annoyance of Sims. You have to control every single aspect of their life, because they can't move two steps without you commanding them.

Sim:Oh dear, my bladder is full and everything else is empty. Oh, whoops, I can't sleep because my stupid pet is blocking off my bed(actually happened to me, I tried to kill the pet.) I'm gonna throw a party even though it's 2:00 AM. Oh, my cat moved, so now my wife and this partygoer are in the same bed. Ah well. I'm gonna walk to town square, and four hours will pass on my 10 minute walk. Oh dear, my meters went down. Oh! A dog! I better make 100 love with it. Ow, it bit me. Oh no. I'm a Twilight werewolf.

I can totally RELATE to this! Bravo! Whoo!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
That is how much, loud and long I laughed.
Lol, that was such a good idea! I love:

Oh no I have to crap, and I can't go through that doorway into the bathroom because a bookcase is slightly blocking it.

So flipping true.
Wow, that was really clever, and funny.
Do more!

Once, I was so intent on killing this guy - he was so annoying, everyone else in my family died cause i ingnored them
It was annoying

Wow, this little skit (I'll call it) really does a good job at depicting the gameplay of The Sims games. I myself am a big fan of it and can play it for hours on end and NEVER EAT.... Just kidding. Anyway I have a few suggestions on how you could improve this piece:
-Onomatopoeia could use alot of work

Sim 1: GSG SDAHGD AJSDG hsgahgdajs hgdkjaH GJHGSAjhg fiASHDAG.

Pizza Service: SHJGDA SKJGD7Y WG $40 DGAG SAHDASDF VSADVGFAGF.

It looks like you just pressed buttons on your keyboard, no offense . You should listen to the way they talk in the game and try to imitate it in words like, ummm mi basha beis or something like that so it will sound more realistic.

-I had a little bit of a hard time telling which was speech and which was action. I think you should make actions in italics, just so the reader can distinguish between the two.

-This isn't a big deal but you could use less swearing and less im speak, There are ways you could get the point across without using these things.

Overall Good Work I really like this piece and you could make it really good.