Inventive insults

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The person below me starts a random insult that must not have any swear word in it. The user below the first one then adds to something that has nothing to do with the insult to it without swearing, while keeping the original insult intact.
e.g.:
First user: “You football (soccer) player”
Second user: “You purple bearded football player”

Let’s see how far we can go
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You little potato eater!
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You little peanut-butter-loving potato eater!
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You little peanut-butter-loving metal-heating potato eater!
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You little Scooter faced peanut-butter-loving metal-heating potato eater!
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You little Scooter three faced triple-crossing peanut-butter-loving metal-heating potato eater!




I love it! ^.^
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You little Scooter three faced triple-crossing peanut-butter-loving metal-heating potato eater who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you!
#TNT

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But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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You little Scooter-loving, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, metal-heating potato eater who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you!
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You little Scooter-loving, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, metal-heating potato eater with ugly hair who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you!
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You little Scooter-loving, Manchester United Supporting, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, metal-heating potato eater with ugly hair who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you!
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You little Scooter-loving, Manchester United Supporting, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, metal-heating potato eater with ugly david-Beckham-styled hair who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you!
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*CHEERS* :D

You little Scooter-loving, Manchester United Supporting, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, guitar-bashing, metal-heating potato eater with ugly david-Beckham-styled hair who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you!
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You little Scooter-loving, Manchester United Supporting, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, guitar-bashing, metal-heating potato eater with ugly david-Beckham-styled hair who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you because the way you breath even disgraces the higher power in which created you
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Send my regards to fruit salad, you little Scooter-loving, Manchester United Supporting, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, guitar-bashing, metal-heating potato eater with ugly david-Beckham-styled hair who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you because the way you breath even disgraces the higher power in which created you
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Send my regards to fruit salad, you little Scooter-loving, Manchester United Supporting, liver-mouthed, three faced, triple-crossing, peanut-butter-loving, guitar-bashing, metal-heating potato eater with ugly david-Beckham-styled hair who forces me to go against my better judgement and insult you because the way you breath even disgraces the higher power in which created you, who obviously wasn't too smart for creating you in the first place.
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