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The machine decides to be nice and gives you a plastic ono. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLTw_ouiLCQ
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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You get a hilarious Mad TV parody of Terminator, set during the time of Jesus Christ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pUrsUORF4Y

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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You get smacked by the machine for being cheap.

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That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt




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You get dumped in a giant, empty bathtub. Now tons(weight) of water are rushing in on you.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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The machine only looms over you and rumbles. It's all because you didn't insert any coins.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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You get let in on the Adult Conspiracy to hide the nations porn from future generations!
http://www.theonion.com/video/congress-announces-plan-to-hide-nations-porn-from,17243/
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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*Wow, maybe then kids won't be such sex freaks* :P

You get a Medal of Honor. The highest honor in the military.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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You get a box!

Full of...

Nothing.

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Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.




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You get a note from AspiringAuthorA..M.

Why's are you so mean? You make me use poor grammar. Oh why, oh why? After writing this I snapped my fingers because I lost the will to write. I hope you can live with the consequences of your brutality.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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You get a pen from TD bank.


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I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

~*~




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You get a Dalek "EXTERMINATE"

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Splenig Metsackes Ink.
Flowing Scribble




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you get seven hundred thousand chocolate bunnies.

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Honey, you should see me in a crown.




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You get a scythe and black robe.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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You get an authentic, working cannon! Alas, you have no cannonballs, so your cannon is useless due to your sad, sad lack of ammunition.

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"Pay Attention. Pay Close Attention to everything, everything you see. Notice what no one else notices, and you'll know what no one else knows. What you get is what you get. What you do with what you get is more the point. -- Loris Harrow, City of Ember (Movie)




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You get a trophy with someone else's name engraved on it for doing something that you've never done before in your life.

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There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle



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