Flatulence. The Truth.

Everyone does it..but people look at me strangely when I discuss it..I want to know if youre a farter..what does it smell like? If you fart in bed do you stick you head under the pillow, sniff it and laugh?..Have you ever farted in unusual situations? Do you bring your farting prowess into the bedroom?*wink wink*

You have nothing to be ashamed of people..I'm just curious...haha!

"The Bella" xx

Sure, it's nothing to be ashamed of, but is it really something worth discussing?

Of course it is!

*snort*
I just farted!

*pats liz's head* You mean the other end, dear.

Farting is definitely something to discuss! I LOVE farting, cant beat it. I think we need to embrace the power of farts..stench,hilarity etc. Carry on lads!
xx

Eh, whilst we're here:


Sitting in a school assembaly. The teacher has just stopped talking, when, all of a sudden one of my friends let it rip.

And this wasn't any normal fart. No. This was more akin to an atomic bomb than anything else. It was a loud, prolonged explosion of butt music. And - as I have already pointed out - it was done right when no one was saying anything.

Of course, the entire hall (minus the teachers) were laughing. Unfortunatly, my friends and I couldn't stop (probably because it came from one of us).

At the end, the four (or five, I can't remember how many of us kept on laughing) were pulled to the side and lectured.

During which the origional culprit let another one lose.

Sureal wrote:Eh, whilst we're here:


Sitting in a school assembaly. The teacher has just stopped talking, when, all of a sudden one of my friends let it rip.

And this wasn't any normal fart. No. This was more akin to an atomic bomb than anything else. It was a loud, prolonged explosion of butt music. And - as I have already pointed out - it was done right when no one was saying anything.

Of course, the entire hall (minus the teachers) were laughing. Unfortunatly, my friends and I couldn't stop (probably because it came from one of us).

At the end, the four (or five, I can't remember how many of us kept on laughing) were pulled to the side and lectured.

During which the origional culprit let another one lose.

heehee someone had a bad stomach ache? hmmm?

Hehe...can't beat the time in L.A. when the whole class was laughing at something and I, of course, was cracking up...then I farted really loud...and everyone stopped laughing...DUN DUN DUN...

Computer lab... girl sittin across from me... kinda liked her... BOOM! you could hear my fart in the other computer lab. First... silence... then the girl yelled "CLINT!!! GROSS!!!" and everyone was screamin with laughter. No more girl i liked... HAha

I once put my class into shock just because I burped. It was right after lunch and I had just had drink. I tend to swallow a lot of air when I drink, so burping is going to happen. It's almost like they thought, because I never talked I never did anything remotely human.

I farted in an exam once My friend sat behind me could smell it apparently, goodness knows who else could...

heehee!!

I hate farting when I'm near someone it is sooo embarrassing...

Sureal!! Ahahahahaha.... I laughed so hard when I read that! That's flippin' awesome!

Okay, picture this:

Seventh grade, volleyball practice. We've broken up into groups of two and are switching off holding each other's feet to do sit-ups.

Because there's an odd number of people on the team, the coach is holding my feet.

The gym is dead silent.

I think you all know where I'm going with this. *dies of embarrassment all over again*