Funny Quotes from YWS

Not meaning to pick on anybody, but the other day I almost laughed myself to death when I read this in a serious review.

Cliches are so overused.



Got any?

Conrad Rice wrote:Sometimes, I imagine myself to be one of them. Hips swaying, chest rising and falling, prancing forward on legs like slim pillars, laughs pouring out from shimmering lips. It will never happen, I am content to be as I am, as was intended, but the fantasy still crosses my mind. To have hips, breasts, long hair, happiness, and light, as they do. They are goddesses of curves, and I am their worshiper.

I was seriously disturbed.

Pork

Prokaryote wrote:

Conrad Rice wrote:Sometimes, I imagine myself to be one of them. Hips swaying, chest rising and falling, prancing forward on legs like slim pillars, laughs pouring out from shimmering lips. It will never happen, I am content to be as I am, as was intended, but the fantasy still crosses my mind. To have hips, breasts, long hair, happiness, and light, as they do. They are goddesses of curves, and I am their worshiper.

I was seriously disturbed.

Pork

Firestarter wrote this.

Nate, I'm worried by the fact you ever thought Vanilla Ice was remotely cool ...

Suz on finishing Death Machine wrote:I want to puke happiness all over you people...

My all-time favorite.