OMFG, it's a pen that's exploding!

Hi!!! *Jumps up and down waving like some sort of psychotic freak* 'Tis moi, Explosive_Pen. I live in the states (guess which one!), I'm Polish (and I speak it!), and I take French in school. But you don't care about all that. Or do you? Meh. I can never tell.
As you can probably guess, I'm not a people person. I'm picky. VERY picky. But somehow easily impressed. Paradox? I think so too.

Okay, so I'm:

~Picky
~Obsessive
~Self-conscious
~Quirky
~A teensy bit perverted
~Blunt
~Smiley
~An optimistic pessimist

My favorites:

~Song: Captain Crash & the Beauty Queen from Mars
~Singer/Band: Umm.... Gah, too many to choose from!
~Music Genre: Most definitely rock! ROCK & ROLL!!! Teehee.
~Food: Waffles
~Snack: Chocolate
~Play: A Midsummer Night's Dream
~Book: Too many to choose from, but I'll say To Kill a Mockingbird
~Author: William Shakespeare, Christopher Paolini, Stephenie Meyer (give or take; The Host was amazing), Edgar Allen Poe, and, of course, me (hah, not really, but I can pretend)
~Shoe brand: Vans
~Jewelry: Earings
~Season: Winter (SNOW!!!)
~Weather: Stormy


I've loved to write since, um... ever? Yeah, I don't even remember when I began writing. I don't really know what else to say here, so... Any questions, just ask me! Au revoir!

Let me guess, you live in... Minnesota? I'll keep guessing 'til I get it right.

Earring lover? That's the spirit!

Nope, not Minnesota. (Hint: 'tis an N state)

North Carolina? I was born in North Carolina.

Teehee, nope. East coast? North?

*snaps fingers* Nebraska!

Ummm, that's not on the coast.

New York, quite obviously!

Ding ding ding, we have a winner! *hands Demeter a trophy*

Ha! I knew it!

Yes, and it's ridiculously cold.

New York is awesome!

Yes it is! I love New York, but I haven't been in the city in forever. I'm a small-town girl. xD

Hola mi amigo. Under the "Okay, so I'm..." category, you should change "obsessive" to obsessive compulsive and add strange or something to that effect. Also, Bon Jovi doesn't deserve to be on your "Favorites" list or be one of your favorite musicians. I know I'll probably be killed by a mob of angry Bon Jovi fans later on, but oh well. Adios.
(P.S. A quick note to people who think I'm really rude and all that jazz, we're best friends, so she might be offended, but she'll get over it. That's what friends are for. )

Pfft. Em, you suck. Bon Jovi is win (least he's not car music, haha). But whatever. You go live in your own little fantasy world and live your own little life.
And yes, I'm VERY strange.