Why Catholics are awesome...

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I may have to convert to Catholicism now. *ROTFL*
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Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
S: "We eat them!"




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Ha! I think I know how my church would respond to this:

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Right on, thunder. :)
“We’re still here,” he says, his voice cold, his hands shaking. “We know how to be invisible, how to play dead. But at the end of the day, we are still here.” ~Dax

Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
S: "We eat them!"




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I'm quite fascinated by the 'All rocks go to heaven'

But yes! Dogs go to heaven because if they didn't I would demand a refund on my life. If I thought Sophie wasn't anywhere except heaven then I'd just be just horrendously upset.
But she is in heaven, with those rocks too hehe
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This is really funny! There's a church with one of those boards on my street (but only one).
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The funny thing is, that we talked about that in Sunday School a couple of weeks ago.

And I go to a CP church. (the other church. Not the catholic) ^_^
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Halerias!! :lol:
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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Someone once changed our sign to say 'We miss you, please come home.' It was funny because it wasn't a authorized change of the sign, but I liked it. Religious people can be silly.

United Methodist, by the way. :D
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*Laughs histericly*
That was...*continues laughing* very very *bursts out f laughter* funny *continues laughing for the rest of year*
So stadig loop ons deur die pers Jakarandas wat val,die bome word kaal Pa staar na die beeld van Botha wat reis op sy perd,Hy wonder was bloed soveel werd.Soveel jare dra hy aan die naam van 'n plek,Soveel jare moet ons nou laat gaan,Is die naam dan so erg,so bitter en sleg?Hoekom gooi jul dit weg?




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Hah! That's brilliant. All rocks go to heaven.




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I sent this to my mom, who thought it was brilliant and sent it out to the staff, which, when one takes into account who is on this staff, means that this has just become viral. Which also means that YWS has become somewhat viral as well.

And that's awesome. Catholics stole the day, no doubt about it.
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That's just hilarious. "Free dog souls with conversion."

Hmm It makes me wonder.
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Hehe.

But isn't it miraculous how the sun is in the same position in every picture? ;)
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Haha- Go us!

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"Free dog souls with conversion." lol. Those catholics...

(scum).

Ahem. I don't have anything actually against Catholics, that's just a joke between my friend and I -he's catholic, I'm Anglican, so we just call each other scum whenever we see each other. I love him dearly, even though, you know, the fact that he's scum.

lol. That is pretty funny. "Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastor :)."
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