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Eheh... I didn't really fall over in mirth at this one.

Of course, I'm not really a joke-person...

Did you make that one up?
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I made this joke up whilst standing atop a step ladder in the middle of one of our our avocado orchards. Luckily I was holding on. I'm not sure what chain of thought led me up to this but I thought I may as well share it here, hopefully someone else finds it funny (Although I'm often the only one that finds my jokes funny).

I'm lucky it didn't set me off into a fit of laughter which I'm quite prone to. Once I laughed for half an hour when my brother reffered to genitals as goolishwangers. And there was also twenty minutes during a maths exam when I drew a picture of my friend's mum as satan because she told me off once. One that isn't so nice is when I laughed for almost an hour when my brother stuck a knife in the toaster. A few minutes later I dropped 3 of 4 bits of raisin toast butter side down and quickly scoffed the remaining one. Jamae, a girl from school who was staying with us while her parents went to Queensland for a wedding was quite disgruntled that she didn't get to have her raisin toast, but my subsequent laughing fit made her laugh (At me not with me).

I could go on forever, once I even fell over laughing in my ex-girlfriend's paddock for a reason I can't remember (Possibly because I remembered earlier that day when I threw a pad into the bushes), but I think you get the picture, I laugh at very stupid things. if you don't find my joke funny that's fine, I'm very used to that.

Thanks for reading anyway.




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Good for a chuckle. :wink:
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Um, ha ha?

It's not all that funny...

It took like ten seconds to understand.

Maybe you have to be a guy...

Oh well :)
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