Note: This might be confusing to some people, but some of the humor comes from last night's chat room conversation and I might make Edward Cullen seem so stupid in this but I really love Twilight and him. So I apologize to all of his fans, its just a parody.
A Day to Remember
By Angel of Death
Everyone rushes around the field, fixing flowers and setting traps. Soon the guest arrives and the YWS theme song is about to start playing.
(Dream Deep forgot the music so the band sits there confused.)
Suzanne: Why didn't you bring extra music? (pushes Angel of Death)
Angel: Hey, what was that for? (standing back up)
Suzanne: Everything is your fault!
Angel: But you're a Mod, so technically...
Suzanne: Yeah, I'm green woohoo
Angel: So technically you were supposed to bring the extra music (pushes Suzanne)
(Suzanne starts crying and then Angel of Death asks her what's wrong.)
Suzanne: Everything is your fault!
Angel: You said that already.
Suzanne: You made me go to my room...and then I was forced to write....and win Nano (sobs)
Angel: Well you and Clo shouldn't have been fighting. And you won Nano. Why are you upset about that?
Suzanne: I don't get to take a picture with me wearing a shirt that says I love Edward Cullen and...I really love him
The audience lets out a soft pity-filled sigh and then a bright light makes everyone turn their heads. It is Edward Cullen and Galerius is by his side.
Suzanne: OMG its Edward (squeels like a little girl)
BBB: Not chat speak please
(Suzanne throws book at BBB and then looks back at Edward, with love glittering in her eyes.)
Edward: Yes, I'm Edward Cullen and I scintillate (strikes a pose)
Galerius: I'm Mrs. Edward Cullen
(Bell falls out of the sky and lands with a thud. She stands up and looks crazily at Galerius.)
Bella: He is the reason for my existence. I was knocked up because of him...I'm Mrs. Edward Cullen
OverEasy sits back and eats some popcorn, while Big Bad Bear (BBB) keeps singing donate.
Galerius: Abstinence is the key. (turns to the audience) Do not be an idiot like Bella, be safe.
Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and I dazzle people
Suzanne: Yes, you do
(Angel slaps Suzanne, who then goes to hide in an imaginary cave. Meanwhile, Galerius and Bella are punching each other and Edward continues to strike poses.)
BBB: Stop fighting and donate
Bella stops punching Galerius and looks up at BBB.
Bella: Donate what? Blood? (covers throat)
Edward: I don't find that funny Bella, but I dazzle you too much to care.
(Galerius smiles and tries to reach out for Edward, but Bella intercepts and they start fighting again.)
Suzanne: This is a wedding! Why must yall be party killers?
(Everyone shrugs and takes their seats. And then Kylan enters. His poetic radiance rolls off of his skin, making tears fall down Edward's face.)
Edward: He dazzles people more than me
BBB: donate donate donate
Everyone: Shut up Jared!!
(BBB hangs his head low and then the wedding begins.)
Kylan: We are gathered here today to witness a wedding that will make tears fall from your eyes like grenades on enemy land. Our bride will walk down the isle looking like a giant white flag, surrendering to a lifetime of hell...I mean bliss that feels like the kiss of a gun to a insane mind.
Angel: Beautiful. (cries)
Bella: He's so dazzling
BBB: Donate Donate Donate
(Angel throws a book at BBB, which makes him shut up.)
Ten minutes later...
Kylan: Do you Claude Clo take Connie Rice to be your other half, the blood to your veins.
BBB: Donate Donate Donate
Claude Clo: I didn't say that. I swear! It was the chat's fault.
Connie: Have you been using YWS again? We talked about this. If we're going to start a family, you're going to have to stop using.
Claude: I'm the man in this relationship!
Connie: Do you love me?
Claude: I'm addicted to YWS...but you're a pretty girl
(Connie smiles and admires her reflection in Claude's eyes. Then, out of nowhere a giant YWS sticker appears.)
Claude: (turns to look at the sticker) You're like my own personal brand of heroin
Edward: That's my line...he's taking my lines
(Stephenie Meyer flies down to Earth)
Stephenie: Actually, they're mine.
Edward: You! You're the one who made me so sexy... thank you!
Stephenie: You're welcome
Suzanne: Can we get on with the wedding you freakin' party killers
(Everyone nods and focuses on the lovely couple holding hands.)
Connie: Wait, why is Angel here? She wasn't invited!
Angel: I organized this wedding...and I wasn't invited?
Connie: Sorry, but you have to go.
(Security guards come and escort Angel out.)
Angel appears on the YWS radio show days later.
Lee: So, recently there was a wedding here on YWS. How was it?
Angel: It was a disaster...they kicked me out at the end and wait? Where's Nate?
Lee: I am Nate...and why did they kick you out?
Angel: Connie didn't add me on the seating chart and...if you were Nate how come your username is Lee?
Lee: Angel, I had told everyone that this was going to happen. MY NEW NAME IS LEE!
Angel: (sobs) You don't have to scream
Lee: I'M NOT I'M JUST TALKING IN ALL CAPS
Angel: Oh, is that allowed?
Lee: No, but I'm the administrator so I can do whatever I want.
Angel: Oh ok.
Lee: Getting back to the subject, what will you say about Claude and Connie's wedding.
Angel: Its a day to remember.
Lee: Ok, thanks for being on the show. Until next time, I'm Nathaniel Caldwell and that was...
Angel: Wait, I thought you were Lee!
(Suzanne and Clo knock Angel out and throw her in a dark cave.)
Lee: Thanks guys.
Suzanne and Clo: You're Welcome
THE END
