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Rate the Signature Above You [3]

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10/10 love it!!
Star light; star bright,
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don't get it....

6/10
John McClane: Drop it. It's the police.
Tony: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me




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9/10 I like it!! =D
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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haha 10/10 x this is awsome.
If all the world was apple pie and all the sea were ink, If all the trees were bread and cheese what do we have to drink?
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9/10 haha :)
I had to reread to get it, but yeah, loved it! XD

Ben




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Last two were pretty funny! 8.5/10!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Oh dear? .5? XD

Okay I'ma give you: 9.9876/10

Close! -- P.S Funny sig.




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9/10 Haha nice. :D
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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I love Smile!! 10/10
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You carry weapons around? Bad!

I just carry my fists around, which are deadly enough, :P but 9/10
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
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If all the world was apple pie and all the sea were ink, If all the trees were bread and cheese what do we have to drink?
Answer: Squished Apples :D




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Confused me.

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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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Confused me.

8/10
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.




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Confused me.

7.5

-Thinking Na'vi :smt017
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?”
-John 11:25-26




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All of your confusion has confused me...
9.5/10
Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.



It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
— Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian