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Maitre D- Opens the door for Britney and K-Fed.

Britney Spears- “Golpea me bebe una vez más” (Maitre D shuts the door which hits Britney and knocks her over. K-Fed just laughs)

K-Fed- (laughing)“estás bien?”

Britney- “Estoy bien,necesitamos solamente una mesa”

Waitress- “Bienvenidos a Paco's Pollo, le gustaría una mesa junto a la ventana?”

K-Fed- “No me importa. es la decision de princesa.”

Britney- (pretending she didn’t hear) “No stand, quiero una mesa en el jardin.”

Waitress- “Si eso es lo que quieres, aquí en Paco's Pollo, nuestro objetivo es el placer del cliente.” (The waitress gives Britney her best fake smile)

Britney- “lo que sea, sólo me asiento.”

Waitress- “Vengan” (The waitress shows them to their booth, Britney drags little sean preston behind her. While K-Fed kicks the baby to move it faster.)

Britney- “K-Fed, querida, deje de patear el bebé.”

K-Fed- “Saca el bebé de fuera de mis pies!”

Waitress- “Aquí está su mesa, ¿Puedo empezar con algunas bebidas?”

Britney- “Estoy en una dieta, por lo que tendrá una dieta de coca.”

K-Fed- “Sí sí, simplemente porque coco dice dieta no significa es para sus dietas. De cualquier forma, voy a tener un Jamison en las rocas”

Waitress- “Voy a volver con sus bebidas en pocos minutos.”

Britney- “Sea lo que sea, tenga prisa.” (waitress walks away rolling her eyes.)

K-Fed- “es tan Britney”

Britney- “No trata de hablar conmingo K-Fed, no quiero hablar con usted.”

K-Fed- “Entonces, por que me invitas?”

Waitress- “Aqui estan sus bebidas. Estas listo para pedir?”

Britney- “Si, voy a tener dos quesadillas de bistec.”

K-Fed- “ Que paso con la dieta?”

Britney- “Callate Kevin!”

K-Fed- “No me llamo Kevin! Me llamo K-Fed.”

Waitress- “SIR! Esta listo o no?”

K-Fed- “Si voy a tener un pollo con queso.”

Waitress- “Su cenas dben derecho a cabo.”

Britney- “Entonces, como es la nueva nina?”

K-Fed- “Mejor que ti!”

Britney- “Que es la que quiere esto? Usted es tal tiron!”

Waitress- “Aqui esta su comida espero que os guste.” (Britney sends glare waitresses way. Waitress pretends she doesn’t see and walks away.)

K-Fed- “Lo siento babe, la verdad duele.”

Britney- “Ugh! Sea cual sea, divertate con los ninos, gracias por pagar.” (Britney grabs the plate of food and walks out the door.)

K-Fed- “Espera!”(K-Fed runs after Britney leaving the kids behind.)

Waitress- “Ha perdido a pagar! Y le dejo a su hijo!” (The door slams in her face, Britney and K-Fed are gone.)



The End




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This made me laugh, my Spanish is not very advanced so I can't spot any mistakes (I don't think there were any anyway) but I loved the ending =)
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I can speak/write spanish because I've been in spanish class for three years now so i could read this.

I can't spot anyof the grammar mistakes because it is in spanish, however, you lack accents and tildas in the writing itself. It would be better if you were to go back and fix that.

Overall a funny story, however I like britney and it was kind of mean!

Ah well...

Sorry i couldn't help more


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Hey there!

Honestly it seems strange to me that you would write the dialogue in Spanish but not anything else... like the stage directions.

But of course this looks joke-y. These are my thoughts!
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