473 Appolossa Ln.
Eps 00:
The Time Warp (Again)
Not to be confused with the Rocky Horror Picture Show song entilted 'Lets Do The Time Warp (again)'
The Pilot
Scene One
Scene opens with Allen standing in front of a mirror in the bathroom.
Allen:
I don't know how to put this this, Amy, other than... I'm sorry. And then I could stop there. So that way if she does find out I could be like, 'I told you I was sorry already. Remember?' And she'd be like, 'Now, Allen...' and I'd be all, 'I'm sorry.' 'I don't want you doing that ever again. You're gounded for a week.' And we'd be cool again. No, that wouldn't work. Amy's nothing like Mr. Brady.
I know it was messed up but lets put things in perspective, you were gone for like... two days... no... that makes me sound like some kind of homesick puppy.
Amy, you know what? Your sister is hot. I was drunk. And I...
July comes in right hops up on something behind Allen.
July:
Talking to yourself?
Allen:
Nods without making eye contact.
July:
Well, did you say anything interesting? Or are you just tuning yourself out?
Allen:
No. Well, yes but I was just kinda thinking out loud.
July:
Smiles
Uh oh. Is your brian excaping out your head again?
Allen:
Doesn't seem amused
I was just thinking. If you don't mind, I kinda need to focus.
July:
Nope.
Allen:
Nope, what?
July:
I don't mind.
Allen:
After a short pause
Fine I'll go then.
July:
Wait! Sorry. I'll leave you alone.
Allen:
Turns back to the mirror.
Thanks.
July:
So is it anything that I can help you with?
Allen:
No.
July:
Really? It sounds deep.
Allen:
Just thinking.
July:
You sure I can't help?
Allen:
I think I remember someone recently telling me that they'd leave me alone so that I can think.
July:
Couldn't be me. I'm that annoying nosey friend of yours but if I see him I'll be sure to tell him to leave you alone.
Allen:
Okay, what will it take to get you to leave? Because if its a money thing you can have whatever is in my wallet.
July:
She takes his wallet and hops off her sit down and leaves with a smile. After a short pause you hear off camera:
ALAN!
She storms back in.
You slept with Jen, didn't you?
Allen:
What!?
July:
Intrupting
you what? with who?
Allen:
It isn't that I ment to i drank too much at the party last night and i think that i slept with Jen.
July:
Wow, I knew that men where screwed up but your girl friends Little sister thats screwed up.
Allen leaves into the house.
July:
A fine mess that you have gotten yourself into this time. Looks like i am going to have to bail you out again.
Scene Two
Roll intro.
Scene Three
Scene opens to Josh sitting on the couch watching Ground Hog Day Allen walks out of the bathroom
Josh:
not looking over.
How'd ya sleep?
Allen:
Fine but I had killer Deja Vu when I woke up.
Josh:
Yeah thats great I was just asking to make conversation could you whine quiter because I am trying to watch this.
Allen:
It was like today had already happend and its really...
Josh:
Truning the TV up to drownd Allen out
No really, this is the best part.
Josh Laughs
Go ahead its over now.
Allen:
Nevermind, it's just me.
Josh:
No, really, I care.
Allen:
The party is still on for tonight ? or have we rethought this and relized it was a bad idea.
Josh:
Nope I knew it was a bad idea from the start thats why i want to throw it but this place is a mess.You need to clean up its your week, I cleaned last week.
Allen:
No you didn't; Amy did.
Josh:
that maybe but who do think reminded her that it was her week.
Allen:
You but it wasn't her week, she doesn't have a week.
Josh:
I have been meaning to ask you about that why doesn't Amy get a week?
Allen:
She doesn't get a week because she doesn't live here. in fact she has a week at her own house.
beat
Hey, where did you get that shirt?
Josh:
Josh is wearing a shirt that says Allen.
What? this shirt?
Allen:
Yes that shirt.
Josh:
No longer wearing the shirt
I found it.
Allen:
In my room!
Josh:
Thinking
That maybe come to think of it...
Allen:
Anyway pick up all your junk so that I can clean.
Josh:
But none of this stuff is mine.
Allen:
oh yeah what about "Device X" ?
Josh:
standing
Fine
he grabs a whole bunch of things including "Device X"
Scene Four
Scene opens to a party lots of people drinking and carring on. Josh, Jen, Allen and July should all be standing around a table and are all doing shoots except for Jen her glass is empty and July doesn't have a glass.
Allen:
What the damn are you talking about the Vulcans could kick the ever-living balls out of the wookies even if they had their dumb bowcasters.
Josh:
Wow, your either drunk or your just dumb, we weren't even talking about nerd stuff.
Allen:
Your mom is nerd stuff.
Josh:
To Jen
Just dumb
Allen:
July you sure you don't want to do some shoots with me?
July:
Nope, I told you that I am D. D'ing
Allen:
Fine then Jen, you?
Jen:
sure I would love nothing more.
July:
Are you sure that you want to keep drinking?
Allen:
Was the destuction of indigionous poeple manifest desiny ?
Allen and Jen pour five shoot a piece and start drinking in the backround.
Josh:
This wouldn't end well.
July:
Tell me about it. they have already had to much to drink.
Josh:
What? Oh not that, Steve is about to put in Fevors and Mirrors and then we will get all sad and drunk plus sad never ends well.
July pulls Allen to the side.
July:
Look whatever happens don't sleep with anyone tonight okay? are you even listening to me?
Allen:
Not listening
do you think that reality is defined by preseption.
July:
No focus
Allen:
Still not listening
Mean because if it is then we are like dating cause...
July:
Lossing her patiants
Listen please...
Allen:
Not listening to her
Ya know what... I love you... I mean that your great and I love you...
July:
I know that you think that you love me but thats only because your drunk and I am the only one taking care of you. To tell you the truth I have always loved you like from the moment that we met. you have no clue how much it kills me to see you dating my best friend and i am only telling you this because I know that you won't remember a word of it in the morning, let alone in five minutes.
Allen:
What?
July:
Nothing, I just don't want you to do anything tonight that you are going to regert tomorrow alright?
Allen:
okay..
July:
No, Allen look at me so that I know that you are listening
Allen
looking at her
Okay I won't
July:
You won't what?
Allen:
I don't know but i won't... hey ya know what?
July:
What?
Allen:
I am not sure if i have ever told you this but I love you... I mean a lot like a man loves a good beer or a lawn mower
July:
I will assume that was a compliment.
Jen walks back up with Josh holding her up right.
Jen:
Hey, will ya do me a favor and take Allen to our house for the night?
July:
why?
Jen:
because I am going to stay here with Josh to night and there is already people in Joshies room.
July:
oh, sure then that will work out better anyway.
Allen:
Hey July wanna do some shots with me?
July:
sure why not.
July grabs a bottle and they leave show scenes of poeple partying and Josh and Jen going in Allens room.
Scene Five
scene opens to Allen and July sitting on the kitchen floor together laughing bottle is empty.
July:
But then Amys like this... this is my shower too ya know.
Allen:
oh, yeah I hate when shes being like that
July:
Why are you datting her then
Allen:
Because, she moved faster than you did
July:
What?
Allen:
yeah, i would have dated you if you seemed interested
July:
hows this
she leans in and kissess him camra pans away and then pans back it is now day light Allen show have the blankets covering as little as possable but July is completely covered by them.
Allen:
Oh my head....
he notices July under the blankets
No no no no, Amys out of town Allen so who is this next to you think Allen come on think...
Okay July said something.... she was warrening me not to do shoulding i would regert... looks like she was right what else did she say ... um... not to sleep with .... Jen... Crap I slept with my girlfriends little sister... okay just leave quitly Allen and pretend this didn't happen
Allen Leaves.
Scene Six
Scene opens to Allen and July in the Bathroom.
July:
Intrupting
you what? with who?
Allen:
It isn't that I ment to i drank too much at the party last night and i think that i slept with Jen.
July:
Wow, I knew that men where screwed up but your girl friends Little sister thats screwed up.
Allen:
Bowing his head
I know, i know but how am i going to tell Amy?
July:
Trying to pick up ALLENS sprits
Okay, How about I slept with your sister but At....
Allen:
I am not in the mood for joking.
July:
I was just going to say at least it wasn't her mother.
Allen:
Walking away
Fine don't take it seriousley.
Allen leaves into the house.
July:
A fine mess that you have gotten yourself into this time. Looks like i am going to have to bail you out again.
July Leaves.
Scene Seven
Scene opens to July entering Josh's room, he is sitting at his desk typing something.
July:
Can I borrow "Device X"
Josh:
not looking up still typing
It's not a toy.
July:
I know but I need it.
Josh:
Why?
July:
To go back in time and stop somthing from happening
Josh:
Bad plain becasue changing one thing will cause time to ripple.
July:
I won't mess anything up.
Josh:
Alright fine but be careful because sometimes it gets stuck on repeat.
July:
Setting the controlls
I will be careful I am just going back to last night to fix something.
Josh:
Really what happend last night that needs changing I had a great time.
July:
turning it on
Allen slept with Jen...
July time jumps Leaving only josh there.
Josh:
No, he didn't I did.
Scene Eight
Scene opens to Allen's room he is sleeping July comes in quitly.
The phone rings
July hides in the closet.
Allen:
Answering the phone
Hello?
Yeah.. The party is here tonight invite anyone that you can.
BYOB, I mean there will be some here but the more the better.
No, Amy can't make it she is out of town at some confercence. Kay, well i hope to see you here tonight, alright bye July.
Allen stands up and Looks confused for a monment then leaves the room.
July:
Alright there kiddo one more try at this don't mess it up most poeple don't get a second chance.
Scene Nine
Scene opens to Allen is brushing his teeth with a confused look on his face.
Allen:
Talking to himself in the mirror.
Why do I feel guitly I havn't even done anything wrong... uh maybe it is because I am throwing a party while Amy is gone. Damn you are one good looking person Allen.
Scene Ten
Scene opens to Josh sitting on the couch watching Ground Hog Day Allen enters from the bathroom.
Josh:
not looking over.
How'd ya sleep?
Allen:
Fine but I had killer Deja Vu when I woke up.
Josh:
Yeah thats great I was just asking to make conversation could you wine quiter because I am trying to watch this.
Allen:
It was like today had already happend and its really...
Josh:
Truning the TV up to drownd Allen out
No really, this is the best part.
Roll end credits.
