Five important questions.

1.Are any of you religious in any way shape or form?

2.What is the meaning of life?(if you say relative or any relating words, I shall skin you with a tothpick)

3.Anyone watch Doctor who?

4.If the biscuit tin of ignorance lies to the west of the duckdew forest in north corn flakes, how far away is the sanity of golden hills?

5.Why on earth aren't we striving for immortality yet?

I'm done for now.

More questions later....

1. Yep.

2. The Crazy Frog.

3. Classical or modern? Both.

4. Once you realise that Mr Dalliard will never shoot you with less mercy than if you had been a helpless seal pup called Arnold, then it doesn't matter. But Jingle Bells can tell you if you slow down long enough to count.

5. All the cool kids watched Tuck Everlasting and got put off.

1) Nope.

2) Pat Buchanan.

3) Yayness.

4) As the crow flies? A duck.

5) 'Cus then the world will be overpopulated and we would never die. Also, we ran out of sanitation.

1) Um, theoretically, but I'm no devout Catholic.

2) Getting to know yourself.

3) Nu-uh

4) It's directly opposite. Far, far away.

5) ...aren't we?

1. Tecnicly, everyone is "religious" to some extent.

2. 43

3. Is that a game show?

4. Exactly 43.6 miles

5. One guy is. But I have a feeling he won't succeed

1. Yes. God is love. I am a devout Catholic, as a matter of fact.

2.Read the yellow pages backwards. I think you will be pleasantly surprised!

3.Nope.

4. Ask Chuck Norris. Then run. Fast.

5. We are. Each time we breath in, and out.

1. I am trying...ish.

2. to eat as much chocolate and peanut butter as possible

3. Doctor Who?

4. Yes

5. Because I said so.

1. Nope

2. Relative (teehee!) *cough* Seriously, I don't know. I doubt we shall ever know. We live to be happy, I suppose. But I don't believe there's any reason for us being who we are. I think we're just a happy accident.

3. Hell yeah!

4. 2 3/2 miles to the south as the Rainbow Crow flies.

5. Would anyone really want to live forever? If we could live forever at a young age (say 20s or 30s), then I might consider it. But to live forever and just get continually older (as would be inevitable if we were to discover the secret to immortality - we never get things exactly as we want them) would be hellish, to say the least. You'd be screaming out for death eventually.

I look forward to these more questions.

1. Yes but my mind clashes with my religion many times so I try.

2. 42, silly

3. No, but I watch Doctor House

4. There is no such thing so therefore, nowhere.

5. Because immortality for all is unachievable and incredibly ignorant.

1. Yes

2. Chocolate

3. I not only watch, but I'm completely obsessed (check out the Whovian group in the usergroup section if you want to see just how obsessed I am)

4. I've never been one who could come up with funny responses so... what the hell?

5. I thought we were. Why? What did you hear?

T LG Wooster wins for question four,
Aedomir, because his name rocks and for question 1.
Layleun for question 2.

and Cpt smurf for everything save five.


YOU GUYS WIN AT LIFE!


1.If death dies, do we?

2. If there are infinite possibbilities in an infininte world, is everything possibly somewhere?

3. If the debauched marmalade lord, weids a cup of felled trees, against the might of the chinese wires, can the land of both sides buttered toast withstand it?

4.Is too much of nothing a bad thing?


5. What is the question to the answer of the meaning of life?

Damn, I refuse to miss out on this one!

1. I believe in belief, but god isn't for me. I am, however, spiritual.

2. To find order in the absurd, and pretty lights in the dark.

3. Seen a few episodes. Damn good show.

4. 63 fictional fiefdoms of forlorn freudians

5. Because death is an awfully big adventure

Rubric

1.If death dies, do we? NO.

2. If there are infinite possibbilities in an infininte world, is everything possibly somewhere? YES.

3. If the debauched marmalade lord, weids a cup of felled trees, against the might of the chinese wires, can the land of both sides buttered toast withstand it? yes, but only in the land of the doctor's 12 child named Miley Cyrus

4.Is too much of nothing a bad thing?
NOOOOPE!

5. What is the question to the answer of the meaning of life?
what is the meaning of life?

space

1.I rock at making topics/asking questions eh?

Rubric wins.

Not really, I guess you're under an illusion. But aren't we all.

Psst... tell me, you are asking all these to find nice dialogue-sequences for your characters in something you're writing, or is it for the free gumballs?
I'd do it for gumballs, especially if they're sky-green.