Fought more battles than the British Army
Seen more blood than a mafia quack
Caused more pain than contagious malaria
He’s a chronic disease that keeps coming back
Sunk more ships than the Royal Navy
Lost more loves than a black widow spider
Daddy’s rich; he’s a smarmy playboy
Had more tongues down his throat than cheap co-op cider
He likes a little bit of everything
He always wants more
He’ll pull you then he’ll push you
Yeah, he’ll push you out the door
Chorus:
He’s not just misunderstood
He’s totally useless
Scares the neighbourhood
With his lame-ass friends
A long time ago
I very nearly loved him
He pushed me away
And I stayed that way
I stayed away
Had more highs than a magic carpet
More to drink than the fish in the sea
Smokes like a defective chimney
An abundance of my teenage dreams
Chorus
Bridge:
I try to warn other girls before they fall into his trap
But they don’t listen to me
They say I’m just a jealous has-been
I got to go
I can’t stay here much longer
He’s not misunderstood
He’s totally useless
And I loved him
I loved him
I loved him
And I still love him today
Still love him more
More than you could imagine
And the rumours I’ve started
Caused him so much pain
I can’t go down that path again
[i hope i'm getting better- please comment when you've read it]
