I always wanted to think love is what your mother shows to you,
Kissing is when you peck a cheek,
Sex was a word used in songs that meant good looking,
Being alone is when you were asleep,
Life went on forever,
Growing up was something adults did,
Dying was what only soldiers did,
Poems were about spiders and frogs,
Songs were about busses,
Cuts were what happened when you fell over,
Hearts were things girls scribbled on paper,
Hate was that to the Bee that stung you,
Holding hands was as far as it got,
Talking was when you told your friends about cartoons,
Gossip was when someone fancied you,
Rude words were bum,
Romantic films were Mickey and Minnie Mouse,
Couples were your parents,
Divorces were a word you couldn't spell,
Drinking was drinking orange juice,
Money was everywhere,
Girls were aliens,
Boys were friends,
Fighting was power rangers,
Flirting was sitting next to each other,
Romance was giving a daisy,
Heartache was what old people had,
I was Young and Naive.
